At least if you're one of those who throw around all the girls ... otherwise ... >_<

 

I resent that. I dont have balls. I have boobs. =-P
...
Is it just me or are there more guys on here than girls?

 

It's just you.

No really, there are (not much) more males on the internet, and while there are more females in fanfiction, they're not here. If you want more girls, go read slash or H/G. That's where I'd guess most of them hang out.

 

Most males only go on the internet for porn. Most. Not all. The girls that are reading slash or H/G can go curl up in a corner and die. They can take the slut with them too.

 

Well that's not true at all.

We do stuff, then porn.

I don't know a single man who goes to the internet primarily for porn.

Porn is pretty important though.

One thing, however. Females like slash way more than guys like femslash.

 

There are men out there that only go on the computer for porn. I dont know who they are, but they exist. In China. I'm a female. I've never read a single slash story. I guess that makes me the black sheep.

Why do you like sheep so much?

 

I just like Sheep.

They're utterly stupid looking and clueless.

They must have some kind of hidden super intelligence!

Plus, what's cooler than a heavily armed, badass, wooly, retarded looking animal that goes "Bahahha"?

 

Lmao. Cute. Whats cooler than a sheep decked out in army shit is...Uhm.
A ...Duck wearing a tutu...Dancing to uhmm...Candy shop?

 

To say most men go on the internet only for porn is hardly true. Even if there were men who only do that, I'd hardly think they'd be in any western country. Simply because there is pretty much stuff you can do except for porn, so when you're done with porn, there's still much to do.

On the other hand, I would agree without a doubt that nearly all men do use the internet for porn.

Amerision: You a fan of Worms?

 

Hunh. Didnt think of it that way. I like your little dancing banana guy.

 

Why worms?

Worms are useless, flobbering masses.

Sheep can hide stuff in their mass of wool such as bombs, nuclear weapons, weed, pot, a cuban cigar, and hot babes.

What could possibly be cooler?

 

A sheep that hide drop dead sexy guys in its masses. Along with my makeup bag and a mirror. And..my spare set of car keys for when I lock myself out. >.<

 

I know what would be cooler. A sheep that has MPD. One day it has a plan to destroy the world, the next it's a hippie! Know that would be funny!

 

...A hippie sheep? Nahh. A transvestite sheep would be funny.

 

Amer: I meant the computer game. Y'know, with supersheep and such stuff...

Banana: Yeah, I like him too. Giovanni doesn't, though
I like your signature.

 

I too think that sheep have a hidden agenda.
No animal can be that intentionally stupid. I think they are just trying to lull us into a false sense of security.
Also they have those weird eyes that stare at you.

It's amazing how intimidating a mindless stare can be. Who knows what thoughts lurk beneath the surface.

I'm sure they are planning a take over with the cows. It would explain why only cows and sheep had foot and mouth. It was really a suicide mission using biological warfare, with the ultimate goal being our destruction.

Do you think the worlds animals could be plotting against us all? Or am I getting paranoid

 

Thanks World. I got it from...Oh wait, your a guy, you wouldnt want to read Stephanie Plum.

Sheep must have a hidden agenda. Theres no other explanation. Or...they could be plotting to get revenge for shaving them bald every time they get too woolie.

 

Yea lets blame the shepards for everything.. btw, Wool is a very useful thing in the winter... I wonder if the sheep think that to.

 

Meh, shepards are merely tools that the sheep use so they aren't bothered by meager humans. Very slytherinesque. Or rather, sheeplike ...

 

New topic: Directed toward primarily the male populace of DLP
Weird Question ahead....

Which is better in your opinion the orgasm or the piss afterwards?
Told you it was weird