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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Amerision, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    The orgasm.

    Strangely enough, I find myself jealous of females.

    WEIRD QUESTION AHEAD

    Do you females really have better orgasms?

    Guys just grunt and stay still for a moment.

    It seems, (from info from a friend of a friend, and from literature) that the female orgasm is much more all-encompassing and intense.

    Of course, there is the issue that many females can hardly orgasm anyways...

    Am I wrong?

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    And yes, Sheep set the standard for cunning. Maybe Slytherin was half-sheep?

    Why could he talk to snakes? Did he have braytongue?
     
  2. Masked Critic

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    As I heard it from a hermaphrodite, neither orgasm is "better" than the other. Just different.

    Don't ask me where I found a hermaphrodite.
     
  3. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    That doesn't count, as hermaphrodites are the same person with different organs. The mechanism that causes an orgasm is the same, only the sourceof stimulation is different. They are still wired for a male nervous system if originally male, or female is they were originally female.
     
  4. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Girls have better orgasms.
     
  5. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Do it and find out?

    I lack any female sex organs...

    But yes, sheep were a better topic.

    Have you heard of Lord Fenton, the DeathSheep from Hell?

    http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7191/index2.html

     
  6. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    That sheep seemed full of himself. Mice are gross and disgusting and they should be shot. ...
    SHEEPOCRACY? Sweet. Where did you find this?

    Be gay for a day. ;)
     
  7. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I doubt that being gay would give him the ability to experience a female orgasm ...

    I vote for renaming Slytherin to Sheeperin
     
  8. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Probably not. But..he could find that being gay would be more satisfactory than being straight.

    I'm with World on the Sheeperin thing.
     
  9. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I'm pretty sure I like girls.

    Getting sodomized doesn't sound like my idea of fun.
     
  10. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Ohmygod. I jus took a huge ass bite out my apple. And the inside is all brown. Ughhh.

    So. You like girls. I like guys. And...You have a slight obsession with sheep.
    Funky.
     
  11. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Now there's a pairing made in heaven ...
     
  12. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Hunh. You want the goat? Cuz, I'd rather have the guy. Goats smell, bad.
     
  13. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Err.. I was talking about you two ... not factoring in any goats ... which, in my opinion, must not be factored in ...

    They're to machiavellian for my taste...
     
  14. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Goats are not sheep.

    Sheep are infinitely cooler.

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    I this is getting out of hand...
     
  15. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Your with the goat now. Okiedoke?
    Can you define Machiavellian?

    Edit thingy: I MENT SHEEP. I was busy...eating my wheat thins...
     
  16. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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  17. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Do you guys have names? Or does everybody jus go by the little..thingy names. Anywho. I ment sheep. Gahd. -.-
    HAA. Wikipedia dosnt have an article with the definition.

    Double stuffed chocolate oreos are yumMy.
     
  18. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    That link got screwed by vB. Not my fault. I fixed it.

    Yes we have names other than our nicknames. As much as I'd hope your parents didn't name you Banana Pie Mhmhm...
     
  19. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Blehh. My parents gave me a homo name. I'd rather have Banana Pie Mhmhm.
    That is one..different band.
     
  20. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Yeah, I really meant this one, but hey ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machiavellianism

    Well i could say mine is unique ... ... except for some little shitter down the street being given the exact same name ... ...

    Anyway, you show me yours I'll show you mine? ^^
     
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