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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Amerision, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I have relatives there, and plus, what college wouldn't invite a guy who worked in a hopsital in iran?
     
  2. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    I love that.

    Uhhhmm. You wear clothes over the underwear?

    Mike. I've worked in a hospital. My mom works in a hospital. ITSUCKS. Although, you do get free candy from the gift shop...If you break their cash register so many times they ban you from the store. -_-
    Dirty bastards.
     
  3. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Mike: American Colleges maybe?

    Makes me remember that quote ... "Back in the day we had to pull down the panties to see the girl's ass. Nowadays you have to spread the ass to see the panties..."
     
  4. Bungler

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    why would't I wear clothes over underwear?
     
  5. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    .....
    Spread the ass to see the panties?
    o_O
    Men.

    Blehahfah.
     
  6. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Yeah, y'know, thongs nowadays ... it's not men's fault women are forced to wear revealing clothing ... ;)

    Can you ride a bike? Do you know someone who doesn't? In my city basically everyone can. Got into some problems with exchange students who couldn't ...
     
  7. Bungler

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    If you cant ride a blike or learn very fast you got some balance problems.

    EDIT: spelling
     
  8. Litha Riddle

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    I used to love riding my bike, still do.
    Unfortunately the fucking drivers round here don't care if they hit you, so haven't been biking for too long.
    I love mountain biking though, there are some good views where I was raised.
    I grew up in a small village called Blidworth and it was so easy to find solitude.
    I must say Amerison I'm amazed, I've always wanted to be a surgeon.
    I'm studying forensic science but mainly the chemical analysing side.
    It's a tough field.

    Are you planning to study medicine?

    Litha
     
  9. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Uhghghflkajsd;lfkj!!!!

    I'm going to be...a...Bounty Hunter. When I grow up. I'm going to grow up in 2 years.

    Maybe.
    Just maybe.

    Does anybody have a younger brother who thinks that he can boss you around just because he's twice your weight and 6'3? Help me.

    O.O
     
  10. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Yea...I want to help little kids..


    awwww....

    Shut Up!

    I'll have a Sheep themed office and everything (sigh...*)
     
  11. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    You scare me.
     
  12. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Cady: Dunno, CS gas or something? A tazer?
     
  13. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    I already nocked the kids teeth out when we were 6 & 7. A taser would put my mom over the edge. He weighs 240!!! How am I supposed to get the remote when I wanna watch Bridezillas? I'm 5'10 an 125 lbs. HOW. Hmm?
     
  14. Bungler

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    Go for the groin! Then you find some nice stairs to throw him down. My oldest sister used to do that when I was smaller and anoyed her.
     
  15. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Mh, honestly no idea. You're female though. Start crying or something.
     
  16. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Well, this is what my sister did. Kicked me right in the nads. Hurt like hell.

    Oh my name is Seena. Make fun of it, and I'll ask Mike to send his sheeptroopers after you.

    I want to be a lawyer.

    For summer I have from 7:30-945 I have Algebra...so I can take Honors Geo instead of regular Geo. Then I have football practice from 10:00-12:30. Then at 5-6:30 I have water polo. Wee...
     
  17. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Stairs? Nuh uh. Anyway. I dont cry. I'm the cold hearted bitch, according to some people who dont know me very well. 'sides, crying dosnt work. They just laugh at me. >.<

    Rostam: No waydududdee! Your in algebra, too! I'm in it cuz I failed it my fresh year. >.< I hate math. For all i care it can DIE. Hmphh.
     
  18. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Don't Worry, Rostam, my Iranian [Middle] name is Amir.

    Your first name is Seena? Ouch..
     
  19. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Cady: I'm only in it so if I get a higher grade, I go to Honors Geo, instead of regular geo.

    So, Mike Amir [insert surname here]

    Seena [instead of spelling I'll just give the pronunciation] Hey daddy [won't tell you surname]
     
  20. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Poor kid. And I thought Chad and Lady were bad.. You better not send your sheeptroopers after me or i'll pelt you with rotten bananas for weeks.

    Seena: I failed. BY TWO PERCENT. Assjackfuckinghole. -.-
     
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