I play trumpet.
Attempt to play guitar.
Know a bit of drums.
Mostly I stick to driving things around and wrecking them. I'm really good at that.

 

The Galactic Sheep Empire has Risen. (It's a new group)

And...I need:

Emperor's Consort [Females Preferred...]
Grand Wooly General
SheepStar Operator
Sheeptrooper Captain
Sheeptrooper

Anyone?

-Amerision
Galactic Sheep Emperor

 

We might need advisors. Amereision, have you ever gone to IRC? That's where they have RPG fights.

-Rostam
Emperor's Right Hoof

 

I wouldn't mind being a sheeptrooper.
I think sheep are here to slaughter the masses and create an evil empire, where humans will be decemated.
If I'm a sheeptrooper I might be spared the slaughter.
Litha

 

Nah. You're too angry to be a regualr trooper. Maybe captain, but not just plain trooper.

 

Anger is good for you, heats the blood.
It's good to angry but even better to get even.

But I'll leave the decision with Amerison.
He might tip of the sheep, and I would never survive such a confrontation.
They have secrets that would destroy the most ruthless.

If Harry was a sheep he would have dealt with Voldemort and be building an empire by fourth year.

 

I deem you...a Sheeptrooper Captain.

You are too intelligent and cunning to be a simple Sheeptrooper.

This is seen by the fact that you joined out of Self-Preservation.

Welcome...and do put your rank somewhere in your signature.

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What we need:

Emperor's Consort [Female, preferably semi-intelligent, capable of backstabbing]

Grand Wooly General [Must be Calculating, Strategic, and Cunning. Wit preferred]

SheepStar Operator [Gets a kick out of destroying planets and their entire populations. Does not require much intelligence, however it is preferred.]

Sheeptrooper Captain [Is Cunning, has leadership capabilities, familiar with humans and their drawbacks.]

Sheeptrooper [Just likes killing, mutilating, hurting people. Sadism preferred.]


Thank You and Have a Wooly Day,

Amerison,
Galactic Sheep Emperor

 

It's an honour to serve the sheep empire.
The world will belong to the sheep and those who oppose will be ground to dust.

Thanks Amerison, sheep will rule.

 

Oohh can i be the Emperor's Consort?

 

Sure!

Just send an application in the group membership menu in the control panel.

Amerison
Galactic Sheep Emperor

 

Okiedoke. All done.

 

Welcome Consort,

And may your days be spent lounging in the luxorious bedroom, killing off humans as you please in increasingly vindictive and hilarious manners.

And do put your rank somewhere in your signature, preferably in red or other visible color/manner. If you can, ask DIEGinnyDIE for a nice banner with it.

Amerision,
Galactic Sheep Emperor

 

Hmpf, you go to sleep for a few hours and voila, 2 new pages of posts... alas ...

On the topic of math, I'm actually good at it, my second best course I think, got me the most points.

I'm with you on SoaD and Nightwish.

Hmm ... your offer sounds compelling, oh Sheep Emperor. Alas, I'm already member of the Midknight Family... what do you have to offer?

 

What?

Sheep are infinitely cooler than the...mob.

We have a SheepStar Galactic Battlestation!

We are after World Domination!

Go Read the previous posts on how awesome sheep are.

And lastly, what can top an empire of deathsheep?

 

Very well, if you accept me as your Grand Wooly General, our enemies shall stand no chance. Well, ok, they wouldn't anyway, but .. er ... they shall stand even less of a chance!

 

My mom is watching this TV show..And its like a surgury thing, and this guy is getting surgury on his 'hidden' penis. >.<

Its too early for that.

 

Very Well, World.

I accept you as one of my Grand Wooly Generals.

Send me an application and place your rank within your signature.

Amerision
Galactic Sheep Emperor

 

Gaha.

Hidden Penis?

How does that work?

 

Err... maybe it's so small, no one can see it?

And Your Emperorness, I have no idea why I put that as a reason. Gah.

And I hate the heat. I was out for two hours and I was dried out.

 

You may refer to me as Your Woolyness, My Lord, Master, or just Amerision.

Your Woolyness is preferred.