Cute.

She may be a fangirl, but she's certainly true to the DLP line!

 

I lo'd throughout most of this. But that was the winner for me. Childish and very fangirly, but it was Ginslut and the mutt.

 

You should check out her other stories, they are pure gold.

 

That was pure brilliance. I would invite her to join, but no matter what her views are, she'd probably get banned eventually.

 

Should I laugh?
Should I cry?
I really don't know.

But it was Ginny bashing and a fun read because the author seems to hate her more than all DLP'lers combined.

A little qoute from the "authors" profile:

Well, it could be fun.
And the kill off Ginny thread would explode with her replies.

 

OMG she'd like totally get banned for sure cuz like she's like... iono, squeeing, and shit? yeah....

 

nEVArrrrrrr!!!1!111!one!!11eleven1!!!11!!, cus shs lik totly kooooolio!!!!!1!11

 

Hardly Amused

1/5

 

Wow, you hate everything dont you? You have to admit it's somewhat amusing.

 

I'm all for Weasley bashing, but that was absolutely retarded; I could feel my brain dripping out my ears by the end of it. That travesty is a crack!bunny that should have been drowned at birth, nothing more. Its only redeeming feature is the fact that Weasleys die. The plot? A couple of not even groan-worthy one-liners wrapped around delusions of literary adequacy. The whole goddamn thing was one long fart joke made up of choppy, simplistic sentences and riddled with errors, and, as a final insult to the English language, the imbecile actually used "OMG" in a dialogue line; even Ron isn't enough of a fuckwit to do that. Absolute and total Fail. 1/5, and that's generous.

 

*Sigh* yes, it's hardly a masterpiece of writing. Notice that it is posted in the general section and not the for review section, which means it is a cheap laugh of a fic that is not meant to be taken seriously by anybody but the author. You missed the point entirely.

 

Check out all of the reviews on her stories. I find the Rowling worshipping fundies most amusing.

 

They are less amusing, however, than the people who seriously analyze her writing and give her tips. I wonder if they are not more retarded than the author herself (and I'm not entirely sure she isn't a troll).

 

This is my favorite review. I cracked up when I read it.

 

God dammit Humbolt that post was full of horribility and I reapeat Ginny is pretty. I'm pretty sure that he spelt pretty right but it's not a word you use in a sentence with Ginny, unless the sentence is "Ginny has a pretty hairy face"

 

The fangirlism drowned out what could have been an amusing fic.

Fortunately, the reviews drowned out the fangirlism.


P.S. Isn't "ja" for "yes" in German?

 

"Ginny died a pretty horrible death"?

Yes it is but I think he's talking about japanese.

 

That is not a review I posted. I looked at the reviews for the story, saw that one, cracked up and decided to post it.