goffik!cool!Hagrid
I think that's actually a first.

 

We could always mold her into a weapon, and set her loose on unsuspecting fangirls... :twisted: Also,

I swear to God, if I had been drinking anything, it would have been spurting out of my nose. I'm off to read the rest of her crap. Win.

Edit: I was reading through the reviews and came across this one:

Ring the church bells, the "intellectual" Harmonians have arrived. I believe the expression "fuck off and die" is appropriate here.

Edit2: And it goes on. Good review, Tehan.

 

Agreed, we should put that in a museum documenting the dumbing down of humanity.

 

Notion seconded, she has the power the fangirls know not. DLP view on fanfiction and second-rate author skills. By god

 

The bolded section is sure to suck the fangirls in.

Edit: Just read her other stories. I withdraw my offer. *shudders*

 

I find plenty things amusing.

But the fact that I actually prefer Ron's character over Hermione's does little to give this fic any amusing qualities.

What people fail to realize is that Ron is nothing but an average teenage boy, and very much like Harry. Hermione however, is the type of girl in school that I would strangle given the chance.

Ginny bashing? Meh. Many things that make her horrible are fanon, so bashing her doesn't bring much amusement either.

Now, if this was intelligent in the way it bashed any character, I probably would have found it amusing, but it doesn't even try.

The authors stupidity is amusing yes, but wasting a couple minutes of my life was not.

 

There is no way in hell this isn't a troll. She seems pretty damn crafty. The reviews are hilarious and I know she is laughing at anyone who takes this serious. No one can possibly be this bad on purpose.

 

I actually started laughing about half-way through. Yes, it was stupid as hell but the BULLSHIT factor was hard to ignore lol

 

I laughed when I got to the Uchiha Itachi part. It was just too random and such obvious bullshit I couldn't help myself.

This also made me laugh:

 

Am I the only one wondering what the fuck a 'slimly slore' is?

 

As long as it's Ginny I don't care. It sounds mean. In a....fangirl kinda way

 

"The stupid people would believe Harry really got together with Ginny, but the intelligent HarryHermione fans would infer the truth from the epilogue."

LOLOLOLOL!!

 

Are you serious? That thing is in the top 1% of fanfiction? What kind of shit do you read? Or better yet what the hell do you smoke, cause I want that kind of high. A suggestion: read anything by Jbern, or Shezza88, or anything in the library.

 

Humbolt, ignore him. The guys just a lazy bastard who wants to advertise it to everyone.

 

I probably should, but I'm pretty pissed off today, and trashing this idiot is making me feel better.

 

There may even be sarcasm employed in his post :O