I'd be game for a game. I'm badass as an engineer.

 

Spy sappin' ma sentry.

 

I haven't played in a few months, but I'd be willing to show up and snipe a few heads.

 

MAGGOTS!

/10char

 

I can dig it. Haven't played in a million years but sounds fun.

 

Heavy invites you to DIE BEFORE ME, COWARDS.

Also I would like to play.

 

Awesome set of matches tonight, Middy and I raaaaaped the bejesus out of some bitches as a Heavy/Medic team. He broke three hundred kills very easy .

 

I'd be up for a DLP night.

 

He sent me a message on STEAM to come join. I was afk.

FML

 

Rape doesnt begin to describe what I was doing. Krogan and I were on the same team maybe 50% of the time, much lulz were had. Their team would actively run from me, even their heavys. At one point I just went gloves for a few rounds and punched them to death. Sniped some, spied some, and then like their entire team went engy, spy, or pyro and just stayed at spawn behind the turrets.

Edit shrinking it to nonpage ruining killed the pic, reupping

 

God that was fun xD, I started playing Pyro later that day and you could practically see them shit themselves when they heard me rev up the crit mode on my energy flamethrower. They'd send in half their team to try and hold the point so my friend would Uber me and I'd pretty much just run in and insta-gib all of them in an eye blink. Soooo much rage lulz.

 

Tonight was just evil. I went 4:1 kill:death ratio, and was just a few kills shy of 400 kills before the server crashed. At one point I had 3 ubers back to back and something like 20 kills as I just wiped their entire team. Fucking lulzy teamwork was had. I think me and Krogan stayed alive like 15 minutes and killed their entire team twice over. Once I figured out you could drop the sandvich(yes I never knew that) it was fucking DONE son.

 

Check out the Lotus Germany server man, the folks there are so amusingly bad that it's made me laugh until I've cried.

 

I still have TF2 on steam but I need at least a controller that isn't made out of tiles and maybe a faster computer before I can play. Hopefully next week.

 

Anyone up for some TF2 now?

 

If your just looking to blow off some steam with no challenge involved then Lotus Germany is pretty good but as weird as it may sound they're so damned retarded it can screw you over. Yesterday for instance I was playing a round of King of the Hill as Spy and they had three Snipers all with Razorbacks on their roof and I was getting bored so I said fuck it and decided to go try and see if I could knife one of them. When I came out onto their roof I backstabbed the first one to break his Razorback and then just on instinct started to run off because I was sure they were going to turn around blast me to hell and back when I realized they were all still happily plinking away at shitty targets and not a single one of them even so much as turned around and it was the same thing for all three of them. I was so stunned at whatever it was that had just occured that I spent like five minutes just standing on their roof just staring at the bodies and my knife trying to figure out if the game had glitched out or something and was promptly blown to bits by Demomen.

 

Ah I loved doing that xD, I can't with my Energy Flamethrower now though. Even though the other flamethrowers do a nice bit more basic damage and can airblast I still love the fuck out of mine. All of the negatives on it are laughably easily outweighed by the fact that depending on skill you will nearly constantly have a "No, fuck you I win whether you like it or not bitch" button ready to go.

 

Don't work so well against me for some reason *smug*:fire

Turn graphics on low, it'll run on nearly anything. Mouse + keyboard ftw, fuck a controller.