Here's what you do. You post a lyric from a song and then someone else posts one after you.

Here we go

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat!

 

*displays her boredom proudly like a badge*


-love?
-love is a verb.
-love is a doing word.


--"Teardrop" by Massive Attack.

 

Hey, you're Crazy Bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it!
When I dream, I'm doin you all night,
scratches all down my back to keep me right on!


Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

Thal's official theme song.

 

What kind of magic spell to use?
Smile or snails
Or puppy dog tails?
Thunder or lighting?
Something frightening!

David Bowie from Labyrinth

 

Close your mind with the door to keep the demons out
Everyone in the store hashas shut thier little mouths
Except when to say, "look how much we saved"
And all we have to do is smile, while our minds decay

Because Jesus is the manager at Walmart

Smile Empty Soul ─ Jesus Is The Manager At Walmart - Vultures

 

I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream scream scream)
Watching their skins being peeled, (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy, (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels, (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder, (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves, (let my vegetables grow)
It's time to stop all this gardening, (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade. (it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade)

Carrot juice is murder, the arrogant worms

 

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody sucks.

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody fucks.

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody cries.

Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody dies.

-Violent Pornography, System of a Down

 

Come, doused in mud

Soaked in bleach

As i want you to be

As a trend, as a friend

as an old...

Nirvana, come as you are

 

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."

Primus, wynona's big brown beaver

 

"...I'm a waster boy
anti-masterplan...
Been stuck inside this lonely room again.
You get paranoid...
see vultures circling,
one slip then down comes the final curtain.
Until, you come, into your soul again.
We'll be the worst of best friends...
Doesn't feel like, Christmas in Hollywood?
Doesn't feel like, we're ever going to make it home?

Burn, baby burn!
Strung out on a wire...
Heart in a cage!
You're so full of desire...
You need, fast hands...
To deal with all the liars...
Bulletproof Skin!
To keep you alive..."

Bulletproof Skin - Institute

 

I've decomposed, and my gut's getting fat
Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad
I'm always rude, I've got a bad attitude
The world owes me, so fuck you

The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up
I don't have sex 'cause i can't get it up
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch
The world owes me, so fuck you

-The Grouch, Greenday

 

I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed,
I am smelling like a rose because I'm dead and bloated.

Dead and bloated, Stone Temple Pilots

 

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

from: Pink Floyd, Wish you were here.

 

I'm gonna organise some changes in my life,
I'm gonna exorcise the demons of my past.
I'm gonna take the car and hit the open road,
I'm feeling ready to just open up and go.

~Iron Maiden - Wildest Dreams

 

sure musically they're terrible, but who else has successfully made money trolling.


I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOW
WE ENDED UP AT A NAMBLA MEETING
I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWERED
I GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIM

I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
By Anal Cunt

 

I love you,
you love me,
we're a happy family,
with a great big hug,
and a kiss from me to you,
won't you say you love me two

I love you, Barney
... I'm just a little bit ashamed of myself for posting this

 

You better believe it's freezing cold!
The South
Is only a home
The South
Is only a home

The South is Only a Home, The Fiery Furnaces

I really like them, but I've heard pretty mixed reviews. It's interesting, either you love them or you hate them, and nearly everyone hates them. Gallowsbird's Bark is nice though.