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Oneshot The Sorting Hat Is Evil by Bernie Laraemie - T - One Shot

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by Vengashii, Aug 18, 2007.

  1. Vengashii

    Vengashii Unspeakable

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    Title: The Sorting Hat Is Evil
    Author: Bernie Laraemie
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor
    DLP Category: Humor
    Pairing: Slash, heheheh.
    Status: Complete
    Summary: Hilarity ensues when the Hat sinks to its lowest levels of villany! Spoilers for all of Deathly Hallows.
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3678015/1/The_Sorting_Hat_Is_Evil


    Hehehehhe, disgustingly funny. :D
     
  2. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Er... You lost me. I got confused about half way through. 3?/5
     
  3. Richard

    Richard Supreme Mugwump

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    LOL! Loved the ending. Funny shit! 5/5!

    Richard.
     
  4. The Fine Balance

    The Fine Balance Headmaster

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    It's...Okay. Funny concept, though.

    3.5/5.
     
  5. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    The ending was a winner, but it could have gone without slash and mpreg.
     
  6. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Eh - Meh. Slightly funny.

    The idea that a Malfoy-Potter descendant becomes the next Dark Lord is ok, but alltogether it's just meh.

    3/5
     
  7. Zulu

    Zulu Guest

    A definite twist on the usual Sorting Hat misfits. It brought a chuckle so I guess it accomplished what it was meant to. However like ip82 said, the slash almost stopped me from even reading it. 3/5
     
  8. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    The slash was forced and just...weird. Albus becoming a dark lond and Scorpius becoming the golden boy would have been funnier.

    But the ending was win.

    3.5/5
     
  9. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Vaguely amusing. Going to far for bad jokes. 3/5.
     
  10. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    I'll give it a 4/5 because the Allan Rickman line was perfect.
     
  11. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    I didn't laugh, but it's kind of late. I know that this can't be library material, however, the theory behind it could be made into something more worthwhile. *Feels a definite challenge coming on (without the slash)

    At most a 3/5.
     
  12. Anlun

    Anlun Denarii Host

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    I smirked; which is a compliment coming from me. 3/5
     
  13. Rin

    Rin Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter

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    I do believe that disgustingly funny is the perfect way to describe this fic. 5/5
     
  14. griselda

    griselda First Year

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    Utterly silly, but in a good way. Draco and Harry at the homo-wedding was hilarious. 5/5
     
  15. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Meh. This was all over the place. Chuckled once at “So...do you like stuff?” The slash and MPREG didn't bother me at all (oddly enough). The idea of a portrait of Severus hanging in the Headmaster's office did make me throw up a little in my mouth though. So I guess it has that going for it.

    Even if this were cleaner it'd still only be a 3/5 for me, but since it's a mess 2/5.
     
  16. Adam

    Adam Second Year

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    2.5/5.

    Some nice ideas, although the slash ruined it for me. Liked the Snape bits, and the ending. That was about it though, the rest was crap.
     
  17. Well, mixed reviews at any rate. Great to see, rather than a flock of sycophants. One question, if you don't like slash, why did you read it?
     
  18. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Err, I read it because it was rec-ed here. Probably wouldn't otherwise.
     
  19. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    omg w r al sekrit slash luvers. gai bois fa lyfe
     
  20. It was a parody of slash more than anything. Somewhere between humour and crack, something to get me writing again. If you read it for anything more serious than that it will hardly be entertaining.

    To nonjon, why did the portrait of Snape in the Headmaster's office make you throw up a little?
     
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