Title: The True Vampire
Author: HollowPantera
Rating: T
Genre: Adventure:
Status: Complete
Summary: Alucard and Victoria go to the U.S. to eliminate "vampire" threats.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5697019/1/The_True_Vampire


Amusing. Great amounts of wish fulfillment. Featuring pancake babies and pansy!Edward.

 

That was horribly, horribly written. The dialogue, characters, humour, basic spelling, grammar, and the plot logic, was... wrong. Even the summary is wrong; Victoria never went anywhere. Yet for some reason I didn't stop until I'd read it all the way through. I don't know why.

I think the idea itself has merit. Alucard [Hellsing] destroying vegan vamps in Twilight with much violence and gusto is an idea worth reading. It suits a short fic like this one was. The central concept could be extended to other universes: Anita Blake, Vampire Diaries, True Blood, etc. to great effect.

 

The first chapter was mildly entertaining but the second was just plain boring, would've been a lot better off as a one shot.

2/5 for some cheap laughs.

This makes me wonder how an Alucard/Blade meeting would go.

 

Awful. Absolutely awful. There wasn't an aspect of this story that managed to be written well. It reads like the work of a twelve year old who just discovered fanfiction. Hell, they even refer to Seras Victoria as a familiar :facepalm.

1/5

The same way any other meeting where Alucard is less then pleased goes.

 

I've neither read the Twilight books, nor the Hellsing manga, but I know good fiction when I see it, and this isn't it. It sucked, and it sucked badly. The dialogue is especially shitty. This should never have been brought here. 1/5