Well, this happened, and basically everyone thought it'd be a good idea if I saw it and reviewed it, because you all enjoy my suffering.

So I saw it, and...

I'm going to say it, and I swear by everything I consider holy that I'm not trolling. This movie isn't 'So Bad It's Good'. It's so bad, it's kind of AMAZING.

My review's in my sig and here, but you all need to see this movie right the fuck now - it's incredible.

 

Probably the first and only thing I will have ever willingly sat down to read regarding the Twilight series.

Well played, good sir, well played.

 

I found myself openly laughing.

 

Like always your reviews are a blast to read, Silens. And like always you give way too much credit to the author, or in this case, to the director. Well, maybe he really did what you said he did intentionally, but I doubt that.

Also, it seems that critics love this film. I mean, 53% of positive reviews on RT? For this kind of movie it's like almost 100%.

Do you plan to review Skyfall? Now that's is a movie worth writing about.

 

>Bullshit


I fucking lost it when I got that far into your review.

 

You are kidding, right? They didn't really pull the whole "it was all just a dream" stuff? 'Cause if they did... wow, just wow.

Might as well take your advice and go see it. Supernatural fight scenes are always fun, no matter how full of shit.

 

When it comes to TwiHate, Robert Pattinson is exquisitely verbose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HBpNps3xATc

 

This is the one with the demon baby or whatever right?

 

I can't help but agree Silens, although my personal reaction was more like 'Oh no you didn't just do that' more than Bullshit, although the sentiment is probably similar.

If you're not strained for cash this is, as always, worth the time to watch in theaters, if not to determine whether your date is actually worthy of another date, the amusement factor of watching how the people in the audience reacts.