Slutty Lily because she's dead and thus not the main part of the fic.

Fame and Insecurity

or

Mediocrity and Security

 

Fame and Insecurity -- I can always buy people

Raped with a pitchfork

or

Raped by a man with AIDS

 

I'm positive I will survive taking a pitchfork up the anus.

It's the man I would be worried about.

>>_>>

<<_<<


thisperson

or

thatperson

 

thatperson


thatperson

or

noperson

 

noperson - the other looks too stoned.




Now for all the people without real life and without shag:

Left hand or right hand?

 

Dark Minions tight anus.

Ugly Slut or Hot whore.

 

The one who can cook and run the washer. The rest is overrated.


Preteen!Darius or Ancient!Jbern?

 

Pre!Teen Darius.

Age is something that our love would have in common.

:b

Neutered

or

Sex Change

 

Neutered
My girlfriend would probably take some sick pleasure in me getting a vasectomy-ish type thing.

Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart

Shit, I necro-ed. Sorry. I keep on thinking its early in the month number 7.

 

I don't think that necro counts in Games- I could be wrong though.

Either way, Colbert makes me laugh more these days.

Sex with Snape or Sex with Dumbledore?

 

Jon Stewart. He amuses me even if I'm not big into politics.

Left-eye

or

Left-hand

(Beware the --hyphens--)

 

Well I am a lefty...

How would you do it?

Up the backdoor or through the valley?

 

I'm feeling sexual innuendos and I'm feeling that 'the valley' is perhaps the best choice.

Blind, deaf, and dumb

or

dead

 

I prefer naked and tied to a cross myself, you should try it sometime.

Living without your manhood, or never being able to properly use it?

 

Never being able to properly use it.

Watching someone birth a shit baby or watching the act of making one? (made me cringe so I posted it)

 

What is a shit baby?

 

edit @Andromalius- the result of Mpreg.

Making one. Thinking about a baby's head poking out of that is more disgusting. Plus, as making shit!babies is possible only in a fangirl's fantasy and subsequent fanfiction, I can enjoy flaming the story after the horror is over.

Soul bond with Snape or Ginny?

 

edit: Fuck that's gross!

People seem to be reluctant to tackle that one, so I'll suck it up.

It really depends on the gender and sexuality. I, being a straight male, choose a soul bond with Ginny - only I'd wait until I'm about 90 or something before accepting it so I only have to live a minimal amount of time with her. Or, assuming I'm in the Potterverse, I would make a Horcrux, and bond it to her so that I stay free.

Now, Mozart or Chopin? Note who had the most prestigious piano competition in the world named after him.

 

Google seems to give no definate answer, so taking a guess...Mozart?

Fucked by a Horse or Raping Whore!Tookitfromeverymagicalbeing!Ginny?

 

I'd have to go with gin-gin. At least she's good at what she does.

Here's a raunchy one:

Harry/Hagrid

or

Harry/Cornelius Fudge?