Harry/Hagrid, man. Hagrid's fucking awesome! That's some freaky shit...odd images...

Jay

or

Silent Bob?

 

Silent Jay.
Or in other words: Best of both Worlds.



Borg
or
Klingon?

 

Borg.

Q
or
A?

 

A as in ass.
Isn't this supposed to be a mature version?

Cleveland steamer or Dirty Sanchez?

 

Poked in the ass with

broken glass

or

stick with rusty nails

 

Broken Glass.

I may have my tetanus shot, but don't want to risk anything.

Getting Married to:

Tranny!Harry

or

Stripper!Snape

 

Harry, though he would soon die mysteriously and leave me all his galleons.

Being just like George Bush

or

Getting stabbed twelve times with a pitchfork

????

 

Getting stabbed twelve times with a pitchfork, because nothing is worse than being like George Bush.

Killing with Fire or a Box Cutter?

 

fire, fuck that pussy terrorist boxcutter shit.

getting raped in prison

vs.​

raping someone in prison

madeyemoody

 

'Raped'.... by one of the female cops.

Big nipples

or

Small nipples

????

 

Small.

Michael Jackson, Before or After? (Bearing in mind the kinky things he can probably do with that nose...)

 

Before, duh.

Dying in the middle of the Death Valley clad in the thickest winter clothing imaginable

or

Dying in Antarctica totally naked.

 

dying in Antarctica totally naked...I'm a cold weather person

Spontaneous combustioin

or

sex with Snape

 

Spontaneous Combustion

Being raped with a flaming pitchfork

or

Fucking the dirtiest nastiest skankiest most disease infested whore on Earth without a condom.

 

Fucking the dirtiest nastiest skankiest most disease infested whore on Earth without a condom..... in the eyeball.

Dying by fire

or

dying from slow starvation

???

 

Fire. It would be faster, and it can say on my obituary that I saved a baby from a burning building or something.

Sex with

Obama

or

Clinton?

 

Sex with [Bill] Clinton -- you never specified which one

Obama looks like an anorexic African hooker.

Sex with Larry Craig

or

Sex with David Vitter

 

Craig, 'cause then I could just tap my foot a lot. Like Pavlov's dog, only fabulous.

Sex with tubgirl

or

Sex with Gay!Dumbledore?

 

What's a tubgirl...?

Anyway, I choose sex with a tubgirl...blindfolded and with a condom and every protection possible.

Now, hot gay sex with Hagrid in a leotard on top,

or

hot gay sex with a whip-wielding dominatrix! (or should it be dominator?) Dumbledore clad in leather?

 

Dumbledore because I have this small hope that there is no 'viagra' spell and that his dick just won't work.

This isn't bad, but

Sex with that Padma girl from Star Wars

or

that hot chick from Pirates of the Carribean

???