Can't choose.

*spins roulette wheel*

Fuck!! It landed on Ginny! *Crying*

Now to my question:

Having dirt, hot sex with dominatrix (dominator?) Snape while locked in his office

or

Having dirt, hot sex with Dobby sticking it up your ass and alll the house elves are jerking off to it?

 

Dobby, house elves can keep secrets.

Jesse Jackson

or


Al Roker

 

Al Roker, I <3 a man who can send me to the clouds and back.

James Dean

or

Jimmy Dean

 

James Dean

Public sex with Grandma

or

Public sex with father

 

Grandma. Fewer shared genes and at least she has a vag.

Eat shit

or

Drink piss

 

Drink Piss. The saying isn't "Drink piss and die", and I like living.

An hour-long filibuster by Jessica Simpson

or

An hour listening to Paris Hilton read the dictionary

 

Paris Hilton, I'd laugh at hearing her sound out the words.

Gouge out eyes with fork

or

Cut of tongue and ears with scissors

 

Tongue and ears. I've a thing about my eyes...

Kicked in balls by a horse

or

Anal time! with Garry Glitter

 

Anal time...my balls mean to much to me

Alive during a Zombie Invasion (some people may live..you just dont know it)

or

Only person alive on the earth

 

Only alive person on earth. Find a body stick her in the freezer and necro till your hearts content.

And Will Smith made it look cool.

Trapped in one of Vash's fantasy's

or

Eat your child's placenta (Tom Cruise really is a sick fuck)

 

Vash's Fantasy's. It would be...interesting.

Muffdive an elephant

or

Stand behind a rhino while it shits (they swing their tails for a platter effect)

 

Placenta, please (Tom Cruise is no Vash)

EDIT: AAHH damn you Cajun'. The latter.

Do your mom during the half-time show at the SuperBowl

or

Write a fangirl's dream story (I'm lookin' at YOU, Shezza)

 

Fangirl's dream story. Sry, but I luvs me sum Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

Watching an hour of Hilary Clinton/Paris Hilton scar porn

or

Doing your mom on the middle of the SuperBowl field while the rest of the world watched and sent in their scores on your performance by text message?

 

Watching an hour of Hilary Clinton/Paris Hilton scar(t?) porn.

I'd rather note do my mum, thanks.

Eat your own sexual bits and pieces

or

Kill the person you love the most?

 

She meant scat porn.

Kill the person you love the most. You can always find someone else to replace them.

Michael Jackson 1980's

or

Michael Jackson 2000's?

 

Easy... Michael Jackson 19880s he, he had thriller

blow Michael Moore

or

the fat guy from Borat

 

Michael Moore....then shoot him.

Eat roadkill

or

Have sex with roadkill

 

If I can cook said roadkill, I'd pick that, if not, I'll take the sex.

Chop off your bits

or

Kill yourself.

 

Kill yourself.

Die burning

or

Drowning?

 

Definitely burning.


Get the shit kicked out of you on national TV by a midget

or

Get the shit kicked out of you on national TV by a fat-ass whore