Bowing to the inevitable. All I ask is that you at least have the decency to pronounce the name properly.

Think of it like a bad polyjuice story. Or bad polyjuice, given canon's inconsistency regarding its potency and difficulty to master.

 

Only the Tauriest of Taures can actually Taure.

 

Wait, why would anybody want to be Toe-Ray?

 

Hey everyone, Taure here.

Proof:



I'm just posting to let you know that I've been trolling you all along with the pronunciation thing. It's Toor like doormat.

 

I'd appreciate it if you didn't call it Toe-Ray. It's Taure, a Quenya name meaning forest after my actual name, and pronounced Tow-Rey.

Also: I've thought about it and after great reflection have come to the conclusion that magical cores are supported by evidence in canon.

 

Magical cores exist but it is not a question of one core being greater than another, but a wizard's individual knowledge to access and efficiently utilize his magic. Magical power is idiotic fanon.

It is in a sense a magical organ, not a magical lottery.

 

The bigger nerd you are, the better you are at magic.

 

But some people can have bigger magical organs than others.

 

You have to realize that not everyone is born equal.

Magic is a genetic trait, and it makes no sense to claim that everyone has the same sized 'magical organ'. Some people are born with the genetic gift of strength or intelligence, and in the same way some people are born with bigger magical cores.

 

fixed that for you

 

It's not the size of your wand that matters, but how you wield it that makes the difference.

 

Isn't that just an excuse invented by the wizards with short wands?

 

>wands have magical cores

>wizards have wands

>wizards have magical cores

checkm8

 

I thought we decided it was the size of the scrotum that influenced the size of the magical core?

 

I heard it was the size of the ego...

 

A wizard must never reveal the true form of his scrotego

 

It's not the size of the magical core that matters, but how you use it

 

No magical core size is directly proportional to how many sex magic rituals you preform. Ever wonder why Harry is such a wimp in Cursed Child? Because Ginny's not putting out. What more proof do you need? 100% canon compliant.

Stay tuned to me (Taure) for more absolutely canon facts.

 

Partially Kissed Hero is the pinnacle of fanfiction, nay, fiction, and JK Rowling should have read it before writing the series also muggles will beat wizards every of the time and it's le-vi-TOE-ray, not le-vi-tore.

If I shitpost fast enough mods won't notice that I am a donger, which is unfortunate for me.

 

This thread is actually just one person shitposting.

Stop shitposting toe-ray