nada, I'm doing it, I explained how in another thread,

He's going, in the draft I'm using now anyway, to Antarctica, and unearths the ruins of the high elf empire, that are buried under miles of ice, the result of a spell cast wrong to hide themselves from the world.

He comes across a spell the high kings used to bind their stewards to them whenever they would ride out to war, so you wouldn't have any of that "Steward of Gondor, but fuck that I'll act like a king no matter where the real king is" crap.

The loyalty bit one of the smaller plot holes she's left that I'm going after, trust me, I'm abusing canon and calling it my bitch and you're gonna love it =P

 

I was wondering is Harry hooking up with anyone in your story?


I say go with, hmmm? I'll get back on this. But, yeah, Harry gonna get laid? I mean he is going to Azkaban, and the dude is still a virgin.

 

i'll answer this for midknight Harry Bella, Tonks, Patils that;s by my understanding unless he's changed it

 

SWEET!!

 

Its still the same.

Bella he gets a a "tiding to seal the deal of temporary peace between hi and Voldie, and he takes out a great bit of his anger on her... but since she likes it she eventually winds up screwing his brains outs."

Tonks I'll keep quiet about, the patils i'm working on researching, and I've written a few test chapters to try to figure out how to pull it off. The Patils I included simply out of someone here saying they'd love to see both twins do Harry.

Azkaban is a bit off, i'm catching heat for calling it a Azkaban story, and not starting it with him already INSIDE prison.

Who the fuck wants to read story #2282 where he's mad, in jail for something he DIDN'T do, breaks out, beomces god, and either stays pissed or makes up with everyone.

My Harry IS going, but he's going to fucking deserve going when he does, trust me on dat, none of this "Malfoy set me up shit"

 

Any tips on how he's getting out?

 

I was going to have *************** buy the damned island, but after reading so many horrible lord of azkaban fics, I decided against that.

I'm waiting to see how a few things are reacted to before i make up my mind, because they both kick ass, and I can't decided, and I can't say without ruining a large twist =(

 

Dude, update. I really am eager to see what happens.

 

I dunno about the Patils in this story. I mean, I'm all for Harry have sex with a pair of hot twins also, but I just can't see the protagonist that you've fashioned being willing to tolerate the presence of an airhead like Parvati. I don't really see him working with Tonks for much the same reason. I don't see the metamorphmagus as being stupid or airheaded, mind, but she does seem to be a sort of fun-loving and happy-go-lucky type (at least until Rowling had her go all emo pining for the bloody sodding werewolf in Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Plot). Harry seems to be way too dark and hateful in this story to work with Tonks. Just my humble opinion here, but I think you'd be best off pairing him exclusively with a psychotic Bellatrix and having done with it. That also avoids the rather cliched scenario of pairing him with more than one member of the Black family.

 

Bah! We don't know enough about Tonks. He could recreate her anyway he wanted.

 

Tonks is an Auror that means she has some skills and her fun loving could help keep harry sane where as if he stayed with just bella then he would be crazier then well crazy. and anyway it's the wizarding world they marry cousions off if thats legal then so is Polygyny

 

True. I like Tonks. Padma Patil is unknown other than she went to the Yule Balle with Ron, and Parvati went with Harry (or the other way around). This is really the extent of it. And what's wrong with airheads anyway, I'll have you know that some of the best tail I've gotten has been from drunken air-heads :wink:

 

some of the airheads i know are down right evil if pushed to far.they will stop at nothnig to get back at you.

 

that's a good point.

 

exactly.

As for Tonks, don't worry about her, she's there for a reason.

 

i cant wait for the next chapter :cry:

 

I broke it in the only spot I could, and I'm not happy with it at all.

I'm working on trying to make what happens next believable, instead of

-Harry does this
Ginny does this
Ron bitches
Hermione IS a bitch
Molly butts in, all hell breaks loose when Harry tells her to go pop another bun in her oven if she wants to mother another damned child, and leave him the fuck alone cause he aint it, etc