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Oneshot Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon - M - One Shot

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jon, Jul 17, 2008.

4.4000000953674/5, 75 votes
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  1. Chime

    Chime Dark Lord

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    Jul 17, 2008 #21
    It's not Ah-HAHAHA it's DO-HOHOHOHO!

    Only complaint from me.
     
  2. Palver

    Palver High Inquisitor

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    Jul 17, 2008 #22
    Not that was awesome, nonjon!

    5/5!
     
  3. Inziladun

    Inziladun First Year

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    Jul 17, 2008 #23
    Harry with his dick doing the thinking for him is a big improvement over cannon. Great thing Dumbledore could keep his quiet, don't want to imagine what it could say if what JK said about him is true...:eek:

    On the down side I think nonjon has just ruined the HP_Daphne pairing for me, maybe I can obliviate my di-- I mean mind.:eek:
     
  4. shadownin

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    Jul 17, 2008 #24
    Lol @ the awkward Seamus moment.

    Good stuff, I enjoyed the penis' personalities. Although it's sad Harry didn't get any action.

    It reminded me of an episode of South Park, where Oprah's vagina and anus revolt.:D

    4/5
     
  5. Richard

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    Jul 17, 2008 #25
    Absolutely hilarious. 5/5 from me. Had me in laughing fits.
     
  6. Naga's Shadow

    Naga's Shadow Seventh Year

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    Jul 17, 2008 #26
    That was crude...

    and juvenile...

    And so full of freakin win!! 5/5
     
  7. Aekiel

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    Jul 18, 2008 #27
    I haven't laughed this hard in ages XD. Fucking win nonjon. EPIC fucking win.
     
  8. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Jul 18, 2008 #28
    I haven't laughed that hard either. Seriously, I haven't seen a good humor fic in way too long.
     
  9. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    Jul 18, 2008 #29
    that's so sad it's humorous.
     
  10. azrael

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    Jul 18, 2008 #30
    Nonjon, that was fucking hilarious! 5/5, definitely.
     
  11. rj_stone2

    rj_stone2 Seventh Year

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    Jul 18, 2008 #31
    The whole thing was hilarious, but that was the cherry on top for me.
     
  12. Orm Embar

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    Jul 18, 2008 #32
    Oh. My. God.
    I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. You do realize that we now need a sequel, though. Agent Biggerstaff's story isn't exactly finished, and now all of the vaginas are talking.

    5/5 for some of the most epic lulz I've ever had.
     
  13. QuaziJoe

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    Jul 18, 2008 #33
    I think I peed myself laughing...

    You'd better do a sequal, it's just cruel not to.

    I wonder what the dark lords would be like...

    Albus Dumbledore impersonation perhaps..

    For the Greater good...
     
  14. Khazad-Dumb

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    Jul 18, 2008 #35
    Freaking epic, 5/5 great freaking laughs all around. You have to do a sequal....please.
     
  16. Darje

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    5/5 That was great, Dean's got the most lulz out of me.
     
  17. 007_rock

    007_rock DA Member

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    Jul 18, 2008 #37
    Loved it. And please........... work on a sequel...
     
  18. mumihp

    mumihp First Year

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    This is one of the best humour story I'd read. Nonjon, you are the king. I hope we see a sequel about 'Agent Bigstaff'. Amazing story. 5/5
     
  19. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jul 18, 2008 #39
    Wow. I wont deny that it was humorous. But, somehow, it kind of feels like it was missing something. A good 3 our of five for that fact that it was humorous, but somehow I don't think a story about a bunch of crude jokes and penis jokes deserves a 5.

    If there had been more to it, not length wise, but ...you know.. plot wise, maybe. As is though, it sort of lacks that ...something more.
     
  20. Big D on a Diet

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    Jul 18, 2008 #40
    Extremely awesome, but loses a point for the fact that the "prank" seems like it would have taken God-like magical power to pull off. 4/5
     
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