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Oneshot Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon - M - One Shot

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jon, Jul 17, 2008.

4.4000000953674/5, 75 votes
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  1. mikey_revit

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    Jul 18, 2008 #41
    I read it 10 min ago and just stoped rolling. That made my weekend. 5/5
     
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  2. Xantam

    Xantam Denarii Host

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    Jul 18, 2008 #42
    Err What?

    Anyway nonjon, it was hilarious, but that's to be expected from you. It was a little bit more crude than your usual humor, but still good. Good to see some new fanfiction from you.
    5/5
     
  3. HotIce

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    This requires a part two! Talking Va-jay-jays. :)
     
  4. knothead

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    Jul 18, 2008 #44
    No. The Vagina Dialogues.

    Oh, and as far as "Two Heads" is concerned. 5 stars.
     
  5. Vegemeister

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    Yes.

    Filler goes here.
     
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  6. Jearom

    Jearom Sixth Year

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    Jul 18, 2008 #46
    Wow, so soon after ABC we get this one-shot? Thanks nonjon!

    But what's up with this?

    Vash down on crude jokes and penis jokes?

    As for whoever complained about the Super!WeasleyTwins Pranks-Of-Doom, I personally don't mind since this is a humor fic and its used as a plot device. It's better than all the lame switch all the House Colors around or see through robes pranks.
     
  7. Othalan

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    Jul 19, 2008 #47
    Pure Comedic Art. Makes me want to talk to my second head. God I hope he's not French...

    Anyway, kudos to nonjon for awesomeness and extreme lolitude. 5/5
     
  8. jbern

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    Jul 19, 2008 #48
    Quality stuff. The total recall nod and Snape's tool being an emo cutter being mocked by Statler and Waldorf pushed this into epic territory. 5/5
     
  9. Lord Osiris

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    Jul 19, 2008 #49
    Oh absolutly brillient 5/5 i was laughing continuesly through this, without fail.

    Truely and epic masterpiece Nonjon, bravo.
     
  10. bornagainpenguin

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    It's precisely for this reason it deserves a 5/5! ...Wait this was VASH???

    Wow man, are you feeling alright or something?

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  11. Freelancer

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    Jul 19, 2008 #51
    Brilliant! I'm not rolling on the floor, but my brother did look at me strangly when I laugh out loud.

    5/5 No questions.
     
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    Jul 19, 2008 #52
    Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

    5/5
     
  13. Giovanni

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    It's a cutter!

    5/5
     
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    Pure comedic genius. 5/5.
     
  15. Antivash

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    Jul 19, 2008 #55
    So... who's got links to some good Harry/Draco or good Harry/Severus? 8D I just lov...

    Oh.. my mistake. I thought I was on Fanfiction.net

    *needs to read urls better. next tiem*
     
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    Lol. Definitely deserves a place in the library, nonjon. Can't wait to see more from you. :p

    5/5
     
  17. JCCS

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    And that's where I started laughing.
     
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  19. Dark Syaoran

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    I'd give it a green.

    Didn't like it all that much, but it was good enough. A few of the jokes made me laugh and others made me smile, but over-all, there is only so much penis-humor to be had before it just gets boring.

    I liked that line with Lisa Turpin. Probably my favorite part.
     
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    uhaehuaehauhe
     
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