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Uneasy Thoughts by Desmodius - PG13 - HP/MW

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by Zevrillion, May 16, 2005.

2.5714285373688/5, 7 votes
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  1. MadEyes

    MadEyes Seventh Year

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    I’m not even going to read this. Just knowing what the pairing is brings too many images to my very, very graphic mind. And I admit that I am not only deeply disturbed by the concept, but vastly horrified by the possibility.

    I now know one of the downsides of being an architect, and because of it I now wish to borrow a spoon so that I may gouge out the part of my brain that is, at this very moment, creating atrocious imagery involving scrawny heroes and the dumpy mother of his best mate.

    Right.

    GET ME THAT FUCKING SPOON! NOW!

    *Wails in distress and apparent agony*
     
  2. Xanatos

    Xanatos Professor

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    Oh dear lord, how does that writer sleep at night!!!!!!!
     
  3. Cervus

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    Dec 20, 2005 #23
    Rather soundly probably. Trust me, I know from experience.

    Nothing wrong with a bit of HP/MW, I find it rather entertaining myself. In a funny way of course.

    EDIT: There was a rather disturbing poem here until I noticed that it was a pg13 thread. Don't want the little kiddies reading stuff like that do we?
     
  4. IndoGhost

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    he sleeps by thinking about molly
     
  5. MadEyes

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    *Whimpers and covers his ears.*
     
  6. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    Well I removed that peom from mine only to notice that madeyes had quoted it.

    Sorry kiddies, I tried to spare you. :D
     
  7. MadEyes

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    There, I have decided to spare the innocent of everyone else, even if mine is beyond repair at the moment.

    *shudders*
     
  8. DGD

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    Ha ha, brilliant. Both the poem and the stories. ROFLMAO.
     
  9. DGD

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    Sorry, to good to leave off the board.
     
  10. MadEyes

    MadEyes Seventh Year

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    *Finds a nearby trashcan and pukes.*
     
  11. Xiph0

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    *short - humble - bow * Much thanks.
     
  12. Dark Syaoran

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    Cervus ya dirty cunt! :D
     
  13. Cervus

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    Hey! I tried to take it away but they wouldn't let me. Blame it on DGD.
     
  14. perfectly_insane

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    Right now, I'm going to act like the teenage girl that I am. Ewww! Ewwww! Eeewwwwwwwww! Gross! Urgh!

    That is one of the most disturbing fics I have ever read with the most disturbing pairing. Curiosity killed the cat, they say. Well, curiosity burned out my eyes!
     
  15. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    <SNIP>

    EDIT by Vash: BAD VASH... apologies to anyone who say that comment
     
  16. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Curiousity killed a braincell or a thousand.
     
  17. LT2000

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    I could dredge up something worse than this thing.

    Who's up for some Harry/Greyback slash?
     
  18. DGD

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    Add some MPREG and I'm in. . . :headshot:
     
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    * Shivers remembering how he found out what that stood for... poor moony... *cringe**
     
  20. MadEyes

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    *shudders*

    You sick weirdoes, the lot of you. :D
     
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