I'd laugh but...Well I'm wierd, so I don't think I count.

:roll:

 

I would laugh but then i would be slightly dissapointed.

 

I'd laugh and laugh and laugh! Why feel disappointed, it would be the most un-clichéd ending

 

Sadly it won't happen, she'll pull off some feel good bullshit at the last moment to give Harry the Win.


Also, pick a different bit from nonjon, lol, he's got so many much funnier lines =)

 

New twist! Ginny is Harrys Horcrux!! :idea:
So if Harry die, he just come back.

 

No you need to do some serious killing to make a Horcux and knowledge in the dark arts, and these two things aren't compatible with canon!Harry.

 

and anyway we want the girl too die not live under protection

 

But he can't win, because it's a childrens book.

 

he win and then has a heart attack

 

Why the heck would Voldemort have a heart attack.

 

Thats an Idea!

 

he half a product of inbreeding...and inbreeding causes medical problems

 

But his new body is a product of Nagini, Peter, his father and Harry.

 

three men and a snake.....that can not be a healthy combo to make a new body

 

I second that.

 

I third that.

 

It wouldnt be healthy, but it would be interesting to see results of this! :lol:

 

Have you read GoF?

 

your an idiot if you haven't