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  1. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Today is Cervus' birthday!

    Cervus, I bequeath to you my book that was painstakingly filled with premium ELFPREG fics. May you find joy and happiness alongside the hot, sweaty moaning elves.

    ...

    Happy Birthday Cervus!
     
  2. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Happy Birthday Cervus!
     
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    Happy Birthday!
     
  4. Nullify

    Nullify Seventh Year

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    Happy Birthday Cervus!

    Have fun getting drunk and laid ;)
     
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    BlueMagikMarker Pirate King Yarrgh's First Mate

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    Happy birthday Cervus, I love you... and your manboobs.
     
  6. Litha Riddle

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    Happy Birthday Cervus!

    May you receive all the Elf sex slaves your heart desires.
    Also don't knock all the other OAP's over, when you go to draw your first pension.

    Fellow Pensioner,

    Litha
     
  7. Midknight

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    Happy Birthday Cer!
     
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    Happy Birthday!
     
  9. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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    Happy Birthday!

    Click me:
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     madeyemoody
     
  10. Niffler Lord

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    Happy Birthday!!!
     
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    Brooklynight Seventh Year

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    Happy Birthday.

    *gift wraps 'elves gone wild'*
     
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    Hapy B-Day oh you MPREG and Hardcore slash lover!!!
     
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    Happy Birthday Cervywervy!

    As your birthday present, I give you the power to update SIBPM!
     
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    Happy Birthday!
     
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    Happy Birthday Ninja-dude.
     
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    Enjoy your birthday!

    Take a tip from the Irish and drink away your fascism :p.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Happy Birthday, Cervus!
     
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    Happy Birthday Cervus!
     
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    Happy Birthday!

    May your life be filled with plenty of Shee - I mean, man humping.

    Bhahahhaha
     
  20. Yarrgh!

    Yarrgh! Pirate King

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    CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Happy Birthday, My Hero! :D

    Get laid, get drunk, and have fun...in that specific order. :D

    May the rest of your days be filled with Elf-Preg, Dominatrix!Winky, Whipped!Dobby and NonComKreatcher!Sex!!!
     
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