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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fuegodefuerza, Aug 2, 2006.

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  1. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Aug 2, 2006 #21
    Cervus! Happy Birthday, you crazy ass brit.
     
  2. KANE

    KANE Groundskeeper

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    Aug 2, 2006 #22
    Happy Birthday Cervus!
     
  3. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    Happy fuckin birthday. mister Cervus!
     
  4. Dragon Watcher

    Dragon Watcher Third Year

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    Happy Birthday....please keep the elf gifts to yourself....
     
  5. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Happy birfday Cervus :)
     
  6. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    Aug 2, 2006 #26
    MPREG:whipped: Elf-Preg:whipped: Dominatrix!Winky:whipped: Whipped!Dobby:whipped: NonComKreatcher!Sex:whipped: Elf sex slaves:whipped:

    THIS IS THE BESTEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!! Thanks, guys!

    P.S: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your my hero too!

    Now, I'm off to share my gifts with Dragon Watcher, he seems like he'd enjoy them.
     
  7. Kyp's Avenger

    Kyp's Avenger Fourth Year

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    Happy birthday! Hope it's a good one!
     
  8. Vincent V

    Vincent V Slug Club Member

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    Aug 2, 2006 #28
    Dammit! I was going to give you Kreatcher. Oh well.

    Happy Birthday Cervus!
     
  9. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    Aug 2, 2006 #29
    :D Even though I've said it.. 5 or so times in IRC already, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    Have lots of fun, aye? ;)
     
  10. chronic dragon

    chronic dragon Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Aug 2, 2006 #30
    Happy birthday Cervus and may your day be blessed with lots and lots of booze.
     
  11. BlueMagikMarker

    BlueMagikMarker Pirate King Yarrgh's First Mate

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    Aug 2, 2006 #31
    You forgot the most important thing of all Cervus... MANBOOBS!
    * BMM slaps Cervus around a bit with his manboobs!

    Edit: Note - Err... you really had to be there :p.
     
  12. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    WOOT!

    MANBOOBIES FTW!
     
  13. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Happy burfday old boy
     
  14. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    I'll try to remember that, Granny Crapper. Though, watching OAP's roll around on the floor might be entertaining...

    Thanks everyone else!
     
  15. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 2, 2006 #35
    Happy Birthday Cervus!
     
  16. Lord Bill

    Lord Bill ¯\(º_o)/¯ DLP Supporter

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    Aug 3, 2006 #36
    It's a bit late, but I always am. Anyways, a berfdae haiku from me to you...

    Jigg-lin' them manboobs,
    Your ASCII skills
    Grow as your age does.

    Enjoy,
    Bill.
     
  17. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Aug 3, 2006 #37
    Happy biffy mate,

    Hope you had a good time getting absolutely shitfaced.

    I had a couple of rums in your honour :D

    Have fun with your elf-sex, Mr. Jiggles :p
     
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