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Vash's first offical office equipment release...

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Antivash, Sep 28, 2005.

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  1. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Sep 28, 2005 #1
    Photocopier

    Come one come all... first seven purchasers get one, the rest get an empty cardboard box!

    and entirely unrelated, why the fuck cant i meet women like this?

    [​IMG]
     
  2. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    i not saying anything till i see her face
     
  3. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    You can say that again Vash thou I would like to see her face. I mean, im too hell picky but she might be missing an eye or have a hairlip.
     
  4. ChuckDaTruck

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    Sep 28, 2005 #4
    I AIN'T SO PICKY!!!

    Hot body AND she plays VIDEO GAMES!!! :D :D :D

    What else does a guy need, eh? Plus she's probably cute (and I like brunettes.) :wink:
     
  5. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    the one time i actually agree with charlie... shes possibly cute.. and if she aint... hell... shes used to the paperbag by now...and id fuck an ugly chick if she could stomp me at SNK Vs Capcom or Halo 2

    throw on FFVII Advent children... cuddle up on the couch... loverly romantic evening...

    though then you get the fights over FFXII ... but oh well... even romance needs its spice...
     
  6. ShanTom

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    Dec 31, 2005 #6
    Heh, in my country one guy in a console magazine said that he's got a girlfriend that loves to play games, and she always kicks his ass :D
    He said that it isn's so cool once you know that she can beat you in almost every game.
     
  7. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Maybe I'm just not as picky as you guys, but her face?

    Why would she ever even need to turn around? That could lead to her opening her mouth, which is always fifty-fifty on whether it's to talk or do something useful.
     
  8. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Of what use is the face in bed? :D
     
  9. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    It's like my pappy always says: Ugly or pretty, the tears taste the same.
     
  10. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Where u find the pic of that one?
     
  11. IndoGhost

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    man that video was great
     
  12. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Found the pic on one of the female editors for GamePro Magazine's Blog... dun remember why it was there
     
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