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Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Knox, Jun 23, 2008.

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  1. Blaise

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    Jun 25, 2008 #81
    FFS, stop this nonsense. H/D won't happen cos they fucking hate each other. Whereas Hermione is thorough about everything.

    Everything.

    Even if it didn't lead to any long-term arrangement, Hermione/Padma is infinitely more believable than Harry/Draco. H/D is, by definition, gayfail.
     
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    Jun 25, 2008 #82
    Completely off-topic post follows.

    Holy shit, you guys are all already over 1000 post count.

    O_O

    You talk a lot.
     
  3. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    Who is Eloise?
     
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    Jun 26, 2008 #84
    Random Ugly Slytherin #2
     
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  5. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    Which leads me to ask why are all Slytherin people sopposed to be ugly? If she is sopposed to be Ginnys enemy then she can't be all that bad. Right?
     
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    Back on topic, perhaps the veela charm grows throughout puberty? With them ending as full veela in there 20s, this would explain why the older veela had more of an effect and why guys aren't lusting after Gabrielle.
     
  7. Modgudr

    Modgudr First Year

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    Jun 26, 2008 #87
    Alternatively consider the possibility that Veela ("full-Veela") are immortal. Then they do not really need to reproduce, and we can open up a plethora of interesting ways for them to have come into existence. This allows for the "quarter" or "half" Veela offspring to exist.
     
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    Jun 26, 2008 #88
    I can now see Voldemort searching through a multitude of books looking for a way to become a full Veela.
     
  9. Banner

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    Jun 26, 2008 #89
    Maybe he can catch it from his Veela harem...
     
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    Jun 26, 2008 #90
    He would never have a Harem of Female Veela. You wanted your slash Take it and leave Banner. Bird!men and A Snake!man.
     
  11. Warlocke

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    Jun 26, 2008 #91
    Uhh, it's probably better she remain ignorant of this site's existence for as long as possible.

    Lulz.
     
  12. deathinapinkboa

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    Jun 26, 2008 #92
    Fixed

    Also, Hermione is a total Lesbian. Only a lesbian would care about something as stupid as house-elf rights.

    H/D sucks. We all know it. Banner, except it. I am a person who would totally read slash, if it was not all just awful. I quite reading it when I was 14. Harry/Cedric would be a decent pairing, which is why there is no fic about it. Slash is all crap, and not even the sex is sexy.

    Lastly, even Veela are immortal and pop out half-breeds with the occasional wizard, do you think Dementors might be capable of the same thing? I'd rather like to see a fic with a part-Dementor.
     
  13. Immolo

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    You would want to read a fic where a human had sex with a dementor?
     
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    I have read a fic where Harry had sex with a Dementor.

    Ah, Azkaban!Harry. That boy would do anything to gain superpowers and escape from a prison to avenge himself on his friends.
     
  15. Banner

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    I'm stalled trying to figure out what a human/Dementor cross would produce...

    The IRS?
     
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    Didn't she transform before the sex?
     
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    When a Dementor kisses you on the mouth, it sucks your soul.
    When a Dementor kisses you on the penis, it sucks so many future souls that some must go out. It all makes sense.
     
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    Was still a Dementor :p
     
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    That is so hot
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    Aww yeah, that's what I'm talkin about.
     
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  20. Dark Belra

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    How would you be able to do it?
     
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