When there's a hole there's a way. Because I don't think Dementors poo, the only hole we know about is the rotten, lipless mouth. Yumm.

 

Magic.

Filler.

 

With the determination, tenacity, and enthusiasm that only an imprisoned, male, teenage, virgin can muster (from Harry's point of view, lol).

 

What can I say, Dementors give good head.

 

Holy hell I stop looking at the thread for like 3 hours and its filled with Demontor!Pronz..... WTF.

 

Dolphin!Dementor!Pronz would be better. That thread still makes me laugh....

 

A dolphin named Harry...
A dementor named Ginny ...

Soul mates, separated by cruel fate. Harry rides the waves, eating and playing for his entire life. Ginny drifts helplessly on the careless winds, howling her meaningless angst.

Sometimes Harry leaps from the waves, happily clicking joyful remarks about salmon and seaweed and nearly mastering the triple axel. His fated love, Ginny, swoops down toward him from above, wailing her views of her horrible plight in life, expounding upon the general unfairness of it all. Closer they come together, lunging upward and dropping down to the ocean's surface, to their inevitable, forbidden coupling. Harry always falls back helplessly into the waves just as Ginny's filthy rags dip into the spume, missing each other - again - in utter, futile, waste.

Harry, startled (again) by how cold the air is in the North Sea, turns to the other dolphins in his pod and suggests they all move to the Bahamas, where the tourists throw fried shrimp and the girls wear bikinis.

Ginny goes back to Azkaban and practices frightening the seagulls.

 

I think this alone has more plot then 95% of all FF.Net stories..

 

What the Fuck? Why is this thread now all about Dementors all of a sudden?

I have to find who started this...

 

...Belra speaks truth. In the spirit of staying on topic:

 

Thank you Dark Belra and Justblaise, While I may still have mind scars because of Banner you help with them by taking it back on topic, and yes movie Fleur was too Meh to be veela.