LAWL. This thread had me cracking up, because it's so true. Voldemort really is a nerd. The fact that he was good-looking and had 'friends' is irrelevant; that just means he was a nerd with good genes.

Plus, the only females he ever paid any attention to were the fatbitch Hepzibah Smith and the psychobitch Bellatrix Black...since he's supposed to be intelligent, I'm assuming he opted to remain a virgin than stick his dick in either of them.

(Any of you twisted fucks with visions of Tom/Merope dancing in your head can die.)

Ripping the soul would be the Holy Grail to an emo.