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Watermelon Slingshot

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Boofers, Sep 8, 2010.

5/5, 2 votes
  1. Boofers

    Boofers Groundskeeper

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    Sep 8, 2010 #1
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    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  3. MattSilver

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    "They don't call it the Amazing Race for nothing." :awesome
     
  4. Portus

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    I gotta start watching that show if bitches are getting watermelons right in the grill.

    EDIT: Reminds me of Rob Riggle in The Hangover: "In the face! IN THE FACE!"

    EDIT 2: Found the trailer with the quote in it. God, what a hilarious movie.
     
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  5. IdSayWhyNot

    IdSayWhyNot Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Sep 8, 2010 #5
    *slings watermelon*

    "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"


    That was fucking hillarious, man. Some girls are so talented.
     
  6. Sin Saiori

    Sin Saiori Death Eater

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    Oh holy fuck, I won't ever be able to look at a watermelon without busting out laughing.

    BOOOOOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!
     
  7. Boofers

    Boofers Groundskeeper

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    Sep 8, 2010 #7
    I knew you would love it. It has white women and watermelon. Cheers.
     
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    Phantom of the Library Unspeakable

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    How does one manage to fail so spectacularly?


    Oh snap!

    :rolleyes:
     
  9. Aekiel

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    What ^ said times a thousand!
     
  10. Dethklok

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    It's funny and all, but a waste of a watermelon.
     
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    Hilarious, I had to watch it thrice.
     
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    Haha wow that show host is a horrible bitch, but this is an epic shot.
     
  13. Oz

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    Anyone else get distracted looking down their tops before "Wait, WHAT?!"
     
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    Trig Unspeakable

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    Story of my life.
     
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  15. Luda

    Luda Seventh Year

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    Sep 9, 2010 #15
    This pretty much.

    On a different note, that chick won't be eating watermelon for a while.
     
  16. Militis

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    Sep 10, 2010 #16
    These. LOLOL

    Probably wont be eating much of anything solid for a while. ;)
     
  17. AAli

    AAli High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    There's a money shot joke in here somewhere.
     
  19. Aekiel

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    Sep 10, 2010 #19
    Fucking Zinedine Zidane, it just had to go and be that headbutting motherfucker, didn't it? :p
     
  20. The Great Pandemonium

    The Great Pandemonium Fourth Year

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    I literally can't stop laughing at this