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Russia, Сын, я разочаровал :<

 

There is nothing I would rather have than a giant, lethal, jungle cat in the passenger's seat of my sports car.

I mean what could go wrong?

 

One little bump and the entire warehouse falls down. I love it.

 

Of course I want to get a cinnamon bun from the bakery with the rats.

I mean, don't you?

 

Grammar fail. You wrote "Son, I disappointed" Disappointed who? We'll never know.
Try Сын, я разочарован.
As for the part where people are losing their shoes on the road: the asphalt melts at those temperatures. They are essentially trying to walk on glue. It's the lulziest thing ever to watch IRL.

 

ypa!