Sigh

I knew this would happen. Fuck. And they were well-written. Fuck.

 

Yes, yes, I'm sure there are tons of squickfics out there that madeye has earmarked in his database o' debasement. And yes, you should absolutely not be posting links to graphic IMAGES around here. Gross-out fics should always be warned or hidden in spoiler tags but I'm not sure there are any rules on linking to squickfics.

But this thread seemed to start looking for the weirdest pairings. Not the most sickening ones or even ones you necessarily dislike.

That said, one of the ones that cracked me up was I re-read that old Dobby/Sorting Hat fic ("Sorting Hat is…" *moan* "clothes—"). That fic just makes me smile. But one of the weirdest pairings I can remember was there was a drabble or a discussion and it featured Grawp/Wild Ford Anglia and a midnight tryst in the Forbidden Forest. That one impressed me as a pairing I'd never imagined before.

Though I'm still surprised there isn't much Harry/James slash (as compared to most all other Harry-slash).

 

A fic that involved gratuitous amounts of fluids, I have little doubt.

Christ on a crutch! It's not Russion Roulette if there's a bullet in every chamber!

Lulz!

I came in here expecting to see something about Hellatrix or the like... then I remembered I was reading DLP...

 

I think I recall a whole site dedicated to Harry/James. And here it is:

Spoiler

http://glassesreflect.net/psa.php

 

I saw a Seamus/Mirror of Erised once. He looked in the mirror and saw himself in a harem. Since it was only T rating I think (Was a while ago) it didnt go into details but it hinted at him having relations with the mirror and leaving... evidence behind for Harry and co to find.

 

I threw up in my mouth a bit when I saw that. Remind me to never, ever follow any links you give me. My mind and stomach may not be able to take it.

 

I saw a Hagrid/Cho's corpse once. It was pretty fucked up.

There's a guy on adultfanficion.net who's doing a series of Hermione/Various Beasts on the Hogwarts grounds. So far Herman has gotten it on with the Giant Squid, screwed around with Aragog and his entire colony, and gotten a little oral action from the Merpeople.

 

Jesus H. really? Good God. Actually, the weirdest one (for me) I've seen was probably Molly/Dumbledore. But it was only a one-shot and it was about four paragraphs.

 

I saw a Hermione/Giant squid one and a Hermione/Aragog on AFF.net.

Now that sounds fucking nasty

 

Here's an answer:

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?p=48775#post48775

Harry/James?

That's fucked up...banging a mirror image of yourself with brown eyes. The again, seeing what I write, I can't comment too much.

I've seen a Dragon/Hogwart's Astronomy Tower before.

Hmmm...

Fang/Cat! + Human!Minerva

Harry/Prongs-the-Patronus

Harry/HotGirl!Patronus

Harry/Daughter-who-is-a-result-of-his-Sperm-and-Mother's-Egg

Harry/RoomOfRequirementGirl

Harry/Fem!Hogwart's Spirit

Harry/RandomGloryHole

I've seen 'em all.

 

Link Please. So long as its not slash related.

 

It seems funny now, but prior to OOTP, there were a bunch of figs featuring romance with transformed Mrs Figgs. I remember reading a Sirius/Figgs once upon the time.

As for all these squicky fics mentioned, they are usually just 100-200 words drabbles written more out of sadistic joy then anything else.

 

I'll try to find it.

 

It was the divination classroom actually, not the Astronomy Tower.

I'd like to see those if you've got links.

The Dobby/Sorting Hat fic Nonjon mentioned was pretty fun too. Link.

 

You guys are finding these on ff.net? Really?! I had no idea what I had started. The weirdest one I've ever found was a X-over with Gundum Wing and it was Ron/Mobile Suit. That was nasty. I tried to find the link but the story's gone. It's fine really. You wouldn't have wanted to read it anyway.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2782830/1/

That's Harry/Girl!Patronus. It really sucks.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2166108/1/

Harry/HogwartsSpirit

 

I saw the Harry/Hogwarts one a while back, and I liked it. Too bad Olafr junked it.