1st It has to be original.
2cd Ron has to be turn down by a hp character.(male or girl, I don't care)
3rd It has to be hellish funny.
4th Ron has to be permanently castrate.
5th Ron has to be humiliate in public.
6th Draco must make an appearance and his head cut off by a stray spell.

Well let it begin. ^.^


HH.

P.S: Point to the one who give HP a slap in the face in passing.


edit: Has to be less than 3000 words.

 

...Fail and get the fuck out.

 

QFT.

Your challenge = gay.

 

Is it even a challenge? Anyways, save your ass from the pain it is going to endure if you stay and get the fuck out of here. Even my English is better than yours and that is saying something.

 

Aren't there rules to posting a challenge? Like these ones.

Also, Wrong Section.

 

Borat called. He wants his speech patterns back.

Challenge = failure and cocksweat.

 

Pointless bashing makes for a shit story.

 

My dear, dear Original Poster, you are what I like to call an illiterate douche bag. First off, take a look around at the other challenges before you post your own to see how they are commonly done around here. As you didn't do that, you managed to jot down a few lines of gibberish that, if they even give any help in writing a story, only give a general plot idea with none of the meat in between.

Besides this, and I guess if I am making a list this is second in line, you need to go read an English textbook. Your use of tense, verbs, and punctuation is atrocious and as of right now I am gouging my eyes out with a spork. Whose eyes do you think I will go for next?

Now, my advice would first off be to learn the English language, lurk a whole lot more, and then come back in a few months (or never) and we'll see if you aren't the douche I think you are. Until that time ...

 

You could have used any picture that could have delivered the message... Why that one? Ugh I hate cosplayers. No shame, no shame.

 

Bandwagon much? You come on a site that vehemently disapproves of everything slash and Weasley and you produce that pathetic failure of a challenge in order to become a little more well liked.

Blaise already said it but... Borat much? Either you have a terrible grasp of the english language or you used that to portray yourself as hip and funny. I can assure you that you're neither.

If I were you I'd keep a tube of KY jelly on hand.

 

Ahahahahahaha.

But I shall indulge you.

Satisfied?

 

Nigga takes any excuse to write Weasley torture, rape, incest, whoring, death, and so on. Doc, you need a doc.

 

Ugh... Talk about feeding the troll...

I cosign with Mindless: WeasleySmutGore!Doctor needs help. Or cat photos.

 

What do you expect? A fucking Pulitzer?

 

LOL Pulitzers are for journalism, I thought. But I guess you're right, given what you had to work with.

And I'm sure the OP is satisfied (satisfied = nutting on his computer).

 

GTFO. I hate pointless bashing more than H/G, and thats a very high (or low depending on how you look at it) standard.

 

I thought this forum considered Texas too progressive in its treatment of the retarded.

 

Well, there is several categories within the Prize that deal with fiction, but it's all strictly American fiction.

Maybe you should have expected a Nobel Prize for Literature.

 

How about a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself?

 

Somehow I can't picture lurking being of too much help at this point; if the first two years didn't tip him off, then a few more months won't help.

He must be doing something right though; not many absolute imbeciles can survive more than a couple weeks here, much less a couple years. Probably the general lack of posting.