perfect :twisted:

 

Shakira looks a lot better than Miss Anorexia.

And a million times better than this:



That is not desirable. You can’t even compare it with a Harry/Ginny story.

 

I dunno about Shakira. Yeah she has a great body... But I just can't find myself liking her hair.

And as we all know, Giovanni values hair above all else, regardless of logic.

 

not liking her??? did you ever see her dance..ohman how could you not like her?

 

yum

 

Thats why The Flying Spaghetti Monster invented the technique of placing a paper bag w/ a hole through it over someone's head if they have a bad face or ugly hair.

 

Lohan is fucking disgusting now, she looks like a corpse with skin streched over her bones, even worse is the heroin addict chick behind her.

The FHM pics are good, Shakira's hair and her huge nostrils are a turn off for me for some reason, whenever I see her whipping her hair around and breathing heavy with the flaired nostrils I am remind of some chick I saw in a anime movie once. Forget the name, but she does looks weird.

 

She doesn't look more than 10lbs heavier than Lohan in that pic. I agree though, I like Shakira.

 

I like guys that I can argue with, I'm not that picky. Just give me someone woho can put up with me and I'm good.

 

See Rebecca's pic is great, perfect example of basically what i meant. The pic doesn't look anorexic, nor unhealthy, good pic.

Also, looking more at the FHM pics, jesus christ that's the food chick!!!

She's got just the right thighs, not huge fat, but kinda meaty, her stomache is not fat, but not muscled like she's on 'riods

her face is kinda chubby, which I like it gives her that adorable look. And after seeing all the food the girl puts away on her shows... i kinda expected her to need a freaking girdle to look so small.

 

You are so kind Midknight! *blushes*

 

The FHM chick has a belly, I won't call her fat, but shes not skinny enough, IMO. LR is cute, but I don't think you can tell weight by face always, your cheeks can keep a lil fat when you have little to none elsewhere. Particularly a face that's like a hundred pixels high... personally (back to FHM chick), I don't like round faces. Babies have round faces. Babies =/= not sexy. Bonier/scrawny faces look smarter and more mature IMO, and I like smart looking, not prebubesant baby fat looking. Thats why I dont much care for most asian chicks, because 90% of the images you see of them are Japanese, and the Japanese are obsessed with making girls look like little kids.

 

np, was being honest, I had more but chopped it out, lol

Yes would someone PLEASE explain this shit to me? I've been over there and it seems like every fricking man their is a raging pedophile pervert, what the fuck?!?! Is all it takes to make the worlds best electronics is to watch cartoon kiddie porn.. er "hentai" on a godamned PDA?!? They have naked women in some of their freaking major papers for craps sakes

 

the "FHM chick" is Rachael Ray from FoodTv....she has a couple shows....god shes hot...the one with the strawberry is my desktop

 

i've always found her cute in a way I can't put my finger on when I watched her shows with my wife.

Other then the fact she's mind numbingly annoying (She calls Extra virgin olive oil E.V.O.O. and then says E.V.O.O. like six billion times that episode) she's hawt.

 

you are very flattering Lord Ravenclaw. *points at pic then at self*

 

They will all be very flattering, you have stepped into a lions den. Welcome to teh internets.

 

how kind of you.

 

All flattering?

Giovanni thinks not.

Though that is mainly because Giovanni refuses to judge someone on a 100 pixel high image.

Though Giovanni would like to compliment Lady Rebecca on her shiny well maintained hair. Giovanni would also like to know what conditioning products Lady Rebbecca uses in her hair.

Oh and Ravenclaw, Giovanni wouldn't worry, if a bunch of crazy goths can set up a dating site and find... Well something... Then Giovanni is sure that you will find a person just as eccentric who will put up with you.

Giovanni loves refferring to Giovanni's self in the third person. Though Giovanni is uncertain why. Giovanni thinks it may have something to do with Giovanni being Giovanni.