*calmly raises forcefield his gerbil built for him*
*brushes hand through his undamaged and still perfect hair*
*Commands the military combat drones his gerbil built to show LR what an inmate named 'Bubba' will do to him in prison after LR drops his soap in the shower.*

 

*points out that LR is now bound, gagged, and has his magic supressed*
*orders the remaining drone to fufill its original order using its chainsaw arm*

*makes video tape*
*sells tape on internet*
*becomes billionaire*

 

*sits on the side line, watching all that happenes,sipping tea and wondering what they used to make it*

 

*copies tape*
*changes the name to something deep*
*makes trillions*

 

^ Loses copyright infringement lawsuit to Giovanni... Pays Giovanni all of those trillions.

*Gives lady Rebecca 1 trillion $ to have fun with anyway as recognition of her changing the name*

 

^is acting like a dumbass for taking all MY money.

 

*destroys economy of the world, rendering all currency uselss*

 

^ Forgets that she was the copyright infringer and did not risk her hair to make the tape.

 

^befall a kitchenware accdient and all money transfurs over to me as stated in his iron clad will*

 

(Even if this is out of your particular chosen topic, I'll post it anyway, as it pertains to the 'title-topic' and I find that more important, lol.)

Hm? I go for the 'darker' look, pale skin, dark hair and eye makeup is always a plus. As I am bi-sexual, it goes either way. I don't really care if the guy/girl is slightly (and sometimes it just doesn't matter at all) overweight or underweight. I have too much of a open mind for that. I just *hate* blond hair.

Sad thing is, my personality scares people away! I agree with the people above, it usually doesn't matter if you are hot or not, the personality is a killer. Honestly? Can a girl of 17 predicted to be a mass-murderer in her highschool yearbook have any lasting boy/girl-friends? No, it just doesn't work that way.

 

lol

You scare people, I offend people, and Midknight/LR are offended BY people.

Between the 4 of us we probably tick off/are ticked off by a good 99% of the worlds population.

Who wants a cookie?

 

what did you do to get that title?

 

Heh, probably.

Although, I'd think telling a date how many different ways you could kill them with their fork is both offending and frightening. I do try to keep such comments to myself, but I'm usually joking, and don't realise he/she wouldn't know that.

IndoGhost:

People just can't tell I'm joking! I may be well informed, but that doesn't mean I'm going go around killing people. People have no sense of humor ! :roll: (I told a classmate I didn't particularly like just how 'informed' I was while fingering a plastic knife. *I* thought it was funny)

 

Not quite true, I'm offended by stupid/over religious/fuckheads. I'd say that only covers most of the southern US, most middle eastern countries, and a good portion of Europe.

 

a plastic knife..lol..i would off went for a pen :twisted:

 

lol

Midnight face it, the world is controlled by ultra-religious fuckheads.

And I said combined... Not individually.

 

True, true.

(Now a random comment that is somehow related) I'm not the only one who can't stand the southern accent, am I?

 

excuse me but...I am from the South and am none of the above Midknight! I'm proud that I can run around in something that went out of style post Civil War and not be looked at funny by TOO many people.