She LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

he does right after it was burned to ash

 

^ Should stop slandering my perfectly maintained hair.

 

Haha

Her name is Maureen, but I call her Mo. She is the most awesome person ever. Back to hair, guys who spend to much time on their hair end up looking like... hum dorks!

 

I have no clue why the bloody hell everyone felt it was needed to spam 3 word replies as fast as the post filter would let them, but that is post flooding and there is a reason it's not smiled upon.

 

Its called post whoring.

Its lots and lots of fun. Especially when everyone is on the same wavelength.

 

I'll sure hope the bandwidth bill can get paid by that wavelength, rofl.

 

Shh you'll give the kids the idea it's okay to treat the board like an IRC room!


Rolls up newspaper *bad raven*bad raven*

 

You forgot to mention all the time you spend on the corner, selling warm soup and chaffing cream to prostitutes


Pimpin aint easy

 

Umm...

*looks at LR and Midnite with a confused gesture of WTF clearly written on his face*
*backs away slowly*


< Is deeply disturbed... Hufflepuff on crack *shudders*

Now I'm gonna have nightmares.

 

I ain't so picky. Anyy girl who's smart, hot, and not crazy is A-OKAY BY ME


Actually that is kind of picky isn't it.


I am from NEw York, born and raised, so as you can imagine, I have....yes a southern accent.


ANd I personally LIKE a girl who smells like she hasn't bathed in 3 1/2 years and stinks of sweat, grime, dirt, feces, and rancid food. I don't what you guys are on about...freaks.

That's all for now, keep on ringing onions y'all. (I love onion rings, they're so good. AND its kinda like eating a vegetable.) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

 

hmmm, not to fat, but not anerexic skinny, and personally, i think the best hair colour is red.

 

Ive got a thing for redheads, but not natural redheads. Natural redheads tend to be covered in damned feckles everywhere, which I do not find attractive when it looks like you're being ravanged by some weird disease

 

espicially if she's called ginny, shudder

 

funny
olive tone skin
dark hair

in the end it's the personality that matters,
if I can't have an interesting talk with the person, why bother?