Didn't know where to post this Shit, so i put it in Humor Mill.
Basically, this is a bunch of questions you answer and receive an Answer, it was made about at the same time Dante's Inferno Game was released.
I find it pretty Amusing, here's the link, post your results if you feel like it:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

My result:
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

 

All of them.

 

I own a great deal of prime, beachfront property in Judecca. Sure, the 'beach' in question faces a frozen river, but its still great land. Wonderful view of The Morningstar, too.

If anyone is interested in purchasing, you can contact me at 666.

 

City of Dis, you've got another Heretic coming!

 

Best answer ever. :awesome

Edit: I'm going to Purgatory. Fuck.

 

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

 

I have high in 2,3,5,7 and 8 with a very high in level 4. :O

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here

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Lolz, yous a whore!

 

Lucky dog! :awesome

 

Oh no. I'm going to have to spend time with the three infernal furries in the sixth level of Hell.

Oh - they said 'furies'? Thank god.

 

According to this poll, Sixth Level, The City of Dis.

Really, this poll sucks. I remember having done better ones.

 

Rated extreme on the second, the seventh, and the eighth level of Hell. I'll be residing on the seventh level of Hell.

I'll suffer horribly, but I'll have enjoyed the trip there. :awesome

 

You answered 'I believe in God' with a yes, didn't you?

Seeing as the god they're discussing is the Christian god, I'm not sure how well that works.

I'm apparently going to Limbo.

 

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

 

yay? IS IT TOO SHORT NOW?


HOW ABOUT NOW?!

 

Limbo, but also high score with Purgatory. Seems I'm better man than I thought without doing anything.

 

<Filler...>

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Apparently, I'm quite the lustful, prodigal, avaricious and violent sinner. Huh.

 

Sadly my girlfriend is destined for level 7 - so it's a good job I've got some attractive company

 

Anyone not going to hell just aint human. Above are two examples of questions I find stupid or ridiculous. And, again,

Be more broad about the subject, if you will.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

I reside in The City of Dis, but I think I fit more in Level 3.

 

I am going to the First Level of Hell - Limbo.

I do not think it would be such a bad place to be.