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What level of Hell are you going to be on?

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arbiter, Aug 29, 2010.

  1. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Pfft, anyone who's read your writing would know that.
     
  2. Rehio

    Rehio Bad Dragon ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I remember taking this quiz back in 2005/2006. I got Level Six - City if Dis back then.

    I'm still there.
     
  3. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    Third Level of Hell

    In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


    Sounds about right.
     
  4. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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  5. Arbiter

    Arbiter Groundskeeper

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    I could swear i did a thorough search before posting this.
    I stand corrected, if this Thread is a copy, delete it/move posts to older Thread.
     
  6. Anme

    Anme Professor

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    This. So much.

    Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2
    Lustful Low
    Level 3
    Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus
    Treacherous Low
     
  7. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    I've apparently moved to a different level of hell, I used to be on the second one. I still matched pretty well with it though, so whatever.
     
  8. ChaosGuy

    ChaosGuy Unspeakable

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    It looks like I'll be hanging out with Hashasheen in Purgatory.
     
  9. Pomegranate

    Pomegranate Second Year

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    Oh, I remember finding this when I read Dante's Inferno.
    According to the quiz, I'm mostly just a heretic, with a mild case of fraudulent and malicious pandering.
     
  10. Blood Jacket

    Blood Jacket First Year

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    In that place where you hid that thing that time.
    Are we turning this into a contest of sorts? Because if we are, I'm not sure where on this scale of hell I want to be... Actually I'm rather content where I am. Eating people all day? Could be fun. Seems I fit in most places though.



    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

    PurgatoryRepenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - LimboVirtuous Non-Believers Moderate
    Level 2Lustful High
    Level 3Gluttonous High
    Level 4Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
    Level 6 - The City of DisHeretics Very High
    Level 7Violent High
    Level 8- the MalebolgeFraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - CocytusTreacherous High
     
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  11. Eidolonic

    Eidolonic Supreme Mugwump

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    Purgatory - Very Low
    Level 1 (Limbo) - Repenting Believers - Low
    Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
    Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
    Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - High
    Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
    Level 6 (The City of Dis) - Heretics - High
    Level 7 - Violent - Very High
    Level 8 (the Malebolge) - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
    Level 9 (Cocytus) - Treacherous - Moderate

    Lustful and Violent at Very High, nothing at extreme. Lustful, well - I'd say no more than your typical early 20's male, but that's not really saying much, is it?

    As for violent, I have a quick temper, and violence is generally my first course of problem solving when intoxicated. So I suppose that's the best place for me, all in all.

    -edit- Unless, there's, a, special, level, of, hell, for, people, that, overuse, commas.
     
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  12. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Purgatory Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Very Low
    Level 2 High
    Level 3 High
    Level 4 Moderate
    Level 5
    Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis
    Extreme
    Level 7
    Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge
    Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Moderate

    Lulz, I'd be very surprised if the majority of DLPers went anywhere but the sixth level.
     
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  13. AceOfSpades

    AceOfSpades Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

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    I reside in the Eighth Circle. I get to enjoy the comfortable presence of flatters, thieves, liars, charlatans, and frauds. Joy, I am gonna have to guard my beer real damn fuckin' well.

    How I scored:
    Purgatory | Very Low
    First Circle: Limbo | Very Low
    Second Circle | High
    Third Circle | Moderate
    Fourth Circle | High
    Fifth Circle | High
    Sixth Circle: The City of Dis | Very High
    Seventh Circle | Moderate
    Eighth Circle: The Malebolge | Very High
    Ninth Circle: Cocytus | High
     
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  14. Mutt

    Mutt High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Someone needs to turn this into a poll. I'd like to see where most of us fell.

    For me:
    Stuck me in level 5 though.

     
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  15. frogs

    frogs Backtraced

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    Level 9 - Cocytus

    [​IMG]
    Hey look, its Satan.


    Ice Ice Baby.
     
  16. Othalan

    Othalan Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Huh. Took this test a few years back when I was but a wee wangsty teen. Back then, I was a solid level 5. Apparently now I'm a complete unrepentant heretic, and an asshole in general if you believe my scores.


    Level - Who are sent there? - Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers: Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers: Low
    Level 2 Lustful: High
    Level 3 Gluttonous: High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious: High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy: Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics: Very High
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Low


    EDIT: Lol, just took their personality disorder test too. Apparently, I'm completely fucked in the head:

    Disorder - Rating - Information
    Paranoid: High -more info | forum
    Schizoid: High -more info | forum
    Schizotypal: High -more info | forum
    Antisocial: High -more info | forum
    Borderline: Low -more info | forum
    Histrionic: High -more info | forum
    Narcissistic: High -more info | forum
    Avoidant: High -more info | forum
    Dependent: Low -more info | forum
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate -more info | forum
     
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  17. DerHesse

    DerHesse Unspeakable

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    sounds alright to me, relaxing in some kind of swamp watching a few fights.

    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
    Level 6 Heretics Extreme
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8 Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
    Level 9 Treacherous Very High
     
  18. Sin Saiori

    Sin Saiori Death Eater

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    Screw you guys, I'm going home!

    To Malebolge! Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

    Stop, HAMMERTIME!
     
  19. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Purgatory

    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.




    Whew! I also scored highly in Level 1 (Limbo) and Level 3 (Gluttonous). Everything else was Low or Very Low. I do enjoy my foodz though.
     
  20. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    The City of Dis

    Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low
    Level 2 - Lustful - High
    Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
    Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Very High
    Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Extreme
    Level 7 - Violent - High
    Level 8 - the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
    Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Very High

    Schizoid with Antisocial and Narcissistic tendencies

    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Very High
    Schizotypal: Moderate
    Antisocial: High
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Moderate
    Narcissistic: High
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
     
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