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What level of Hell are you going to be on?

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arbiter, Aug 29, 2010.

  1. Mage

    Mage Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High
     
  2. h2o

    h2o Professor

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!


    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
    Level 7 | Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High

    Not too surprised. Also:

    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: Moderate
    Antisocial: Moderate
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Moderate
    Narcissistic: Very High
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

    I'm a bit surprised that I didn't get Extreme on Narcissistic :awesome
     
  3. ASmallBundleOfToothpicks

    ASmallBundleOfToothpicks Professor

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    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High

    -and-

    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: High
    Schizoid: High
    Schizotypal: High
    Antisocial: Moderate
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: Moderate
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

    Huh.
     
  4. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    The personality test makes me feel like a normal human being. I'm low on everything but Narcissistic.

    ...Figures that egotism would be my worst trait.
     
  5. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Just took the Personality Disorder Quiz:

    Pretty much what I expected.
     
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2010
  6. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    Personality disorder test:

    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: Moderate
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Moderate
    Narcissistic: Low
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
     
  7. Zennith

    Zennith Pebble Wrestler ~ Prestige ~

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    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:


    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Extreme
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High


    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.








    Well that's gonna suck.
     
  8. Mog

    Mog DA Member

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    Pugatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2 High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
    Level 5
    Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 Heretics Very High
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8 Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9
    Treacherous Low



    Disorder
    Rating
    Paranoid: High more info | forum
    Schizoid:
    Low more info | forum
    Schizotypal: Very High more info | forum
    Antisocial:
    High more info | forum
    Borderline:
    Moderate more info | forum
    Histrionic: Moderate more info | forum
    Narcissistic: High more info | forum
    Avoidant:
    Very High more info | forum
    Dependent:
    High more info | forum
    Obsessive-Compulsive:
    Moderate more info | forum

    I think I'm normal?
     
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2010
  9. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.



    That's me, right there.
     
  10. Kari Black

    Kari Black DA Member

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    Extreme: Heretic
    Very High: Prodigal and Avaricious
    High: Lustful; Gluttonous; Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
    Moderate: Violent

    Well, I guess I'm pretty much everything bad, but a traitor, and I'm headed to the City of Dis.


    And apparently, I'm highly Avoidant and Paranoid, and moderately everything else except Borderline (I'm low there).
     
  11. The Rock 'n Rolla

    The Rock 'n Rolla Raptured to Hell

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    Wherever it is they have good beer here.
    Last edited: Sep 21, 2010
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