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What should Harry do?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ChosenOne, Dec 1, 2017.

  1. ChosenOne

    ChosenOne Squib

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    I thought this could be fun. So the poster above you gives a scenario, and then ask what should Harry do? You answer it and give the next poster a scenario.

    It was their first time

    “Yes, that’s it,” Harry mumbled nearly incoherently. “Almost there…”

    Ginny currently beneath him looked up in annoyance. How many more minutes could he possibly last, right?

    Nearly five hours later, the exhausted girl tried desperately to keep her eyes open, but she just couldn’t… stay awake. She closed her eyes, nearly instantly falling into a deep sleep. Harry, of course, was too involved to even notice.

    At precisely the six and a quarter hour mark, Harry climaxed with a eruption.

    He lay back from the comatose girl, grinning widely. Ah, to finally relieve months of pent-up sexual frustration.

    But that marathon session of nasty shagging hadn’t really made Harry tired at all – in fact, he had the feeling he was just about ready to start over. Harry nudged the young girl. “Ginny, wake up. I think I’m good for another run. Hey, Ginny, wake up!”

    Ginny just lay there, perfectly still.

    A chill ran down Harry’s back. “Oh bloody hell."

    What should Harry do?
     
  2. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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  3. ChosenOne

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    She is dead and you didn't provide a scenario. Here is another one.

    Harry has lost his wand, it is dark, and has no idea of the distance between him and Cedric. The only resources available to him(apart from what he has on him) are things one would find in a graveyard. He sees Pettigrew approaching carrying Voldemort.

    What should Harry do?
     
  4. Skeletaure

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  5. Zeelthor

    Zeelthor Scissor Me Timbers

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    Someone definitely needs to go to the doctor. Not sure if it's Harry, though.
     
  6. Another Empty Frame

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    Oh I've got a suggestion for what Harry should do:

    Go to the doctor
     
  7. Arthellion

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    Harry is enjoying himself at a bar. A suave man begins to flirt with him.

    The man introduces himself as, "Taure."

    What should harry do?
     
  8. ChosenOne

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    Harry legilemenses Taure.

    "Wow you write child porn on 11 years olds and stick 11 year old female version of me with Malfoy. You fucking pedo Crucio!"

    Taure falls to the ground howling in pain.

    "Avada Kedavara"

    "Right there Ginny." Dean moaned.

    Harry finds Ginny cheating on him with Dean. What should Harry do?
     
  9. Sey

    Sey Not Worth the Notice DLP Supporter

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    Why? That's not funny.
     
  10. Skeletaure

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    I think we all know what the correct answer was.
     
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