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Which HP Potions would you abuse the hell out of in real life?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Majube, May 3, 2020.

  1. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I'm not enjoying the complete and utter shade being thrown on the draught of living death in this thread.

    Not one mention.

    Think about the offensive possibilities.

    Someone standing in your way if a promotion? Guess they're sleeping in for good.

    Someone breathing all over you in a queue? Mist spray bottle that shit and squirt squirt.
     
  2. Zerg_Lurker

    Zerg_Lurker Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    I was thinking of more therapeutic uses for that. Pesky obligations like mother in law visiting? Oh what a shame I'm in a coma for the entire duration.

    On the other hand, if dreamless sleep exists surely there's a lucid dreaming potion or tincture of tripping balls, I imagine those would be fun.
     
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