Hero, just because i say so.

Yeti vs Big Foot

 

Big Foot- it isn't afraid of Sherpas like a Yeti

Batman vs V (V for Vendetta)

 

Hmm, tough choice. Have to say V, he's been through more tough stuff and Batman is way too used to capture not kill.

Back to Harry Potter themed stuff.
A team of Bella and Narcissa or a team of Snape and Lucius

 

I would rather see the black sisters in action myself. The blacks, not in a racist way.

The giant squid or Aragog?

 

Giant squid for sure. He has the whole water advantage, he can reach to land, but the spider can't reach him. Plus one tentacle whack and Aragog would be smushed.
Firenze or Hagrid (and Fang!)

 

Hagrid. Size DOES matter. Plus, he has a crossbow, to Firenze's bow and arrow.

Yoda or Flitwick? (Note: are they maybe the same person...?)

 

Did that even need to be asked?

Yoda.

Molly or Bellatrix? (lawl)

 

Realistically, it should have been Bella, because a) She's a highly skilled Dark Witch with at least two decades of experience; and /b/ Molly is a fucking housewife, who has spent about the same amount of time rearing snot-nosed little brats, and making sure they know how to wipe their own arse.

My one:

Post-DH Harry Potter vs. Amnesiac Revan with his both arms broken.

 

Amnesiac Revan becuase he will just use the force to choke Harry or something.

Mine:

Merlin vs Voldemort

 

Merlin, he'd choke him with his beard or something

Voldemort Vs Sauron
including there armies

 

Sauron. The wizards wouldn't know what the hell to do with the Orcs, and Sauron could kill Voldemort from afar.

Godric and Helga or Salazar and Rowena

 

Why ask that? Seriously why?

Freakin Sauron has a FUCKING HUGE army of orcs and what not. Volde? Pfft... Sauron will just bumrush his army to get to Voldemort. Nevermind that some of their comrades will get crushed down. C'mon. An army that an alliance of Elves and Man could barely defeat get a beatdown from some wizards?

I dont know if any of you watch Red vs Blue but Ill ask it anyways

Church vs O'malley(Omega)

Edit: FRAK! Took too long


Ill have to go with Salazar and Rowena. Brains and the backstabber.


My question still stands.

 

CHURCH! no one can defeat him and his Mexican robot body!

Hogwarts Vs An Elementary school full of kids with 9mm pistols
on neutral ground (not hogwarts where its magic)

 

Mrs. Norris would win.

Churchill vs. Orwell

 

Churchill, simply because he won the nobel prize.

Crips vs. Bloods?

 

Bloods, because every time I hear Crips I think "crippled."

Penguins vs. Dogs?

 

Penguins, because they have that whole James Bond deal going for them.

Your mama vs. his mama?

 

His mama.

Luna Lovegood Vs. Neville Longbottom?

 

Luna--Neville would end up fucking up a spell, accidentally vanishing Luna's clothes, and would just stare and mumble for a few minutes. Luna, of course, wouldn't care about her clothes, because the Nargles will just bring her some more. Meanwhile, she sends spikes into his eyes because he was clearly being possessed by a Gaping Fluwidgeon.

Who would win in this epic catfight: Hermione or Pansy?

 

Hermione. Inbreading really doesn't help.

Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?