Edit Much too slow.

Chocolate ftw!

Voldemort vs. the internet?

 

Internet no question. It assassinates people every day.

Vicks 44 vs. bottle of scotch

 

Lol too late again Lorelei.......

The internet, it has virus', spyware, and hackers oh my.

Tom Foolery vs. Tom Riddle?

Edit: Damn I am late as well.

Bottle of scotch, it releases your inhibitions!

Spork vs. Garlic Peeler?>

 

Right back at you, Hyphen. (Edit: and my garlic peeler pwns!)

Tom Riddle- poor boy has to win sometimes, right?

Aberforth Dumbledore vs. Amerision?

 

Neither. Whisk ftw!


Gah...now I'm late


Aberforth. He's actually been arrested for his love.

Ritz Peanutbutter cracker vs. Ritz Cheese cracker?

 

lol we all need to learn to reload the page.

Peanut butter ftw, it makes your mouth hard to move!

Jam vs Jelly?

 

Jelly, for it has strawberry.

America vs. England?

 

I think this has already been answered, I recall a Revolution......

Compton vs. Inglewood?

 

Compton.

Martians vs. Hogwartians?

 

Martians. Hogwartians have proven to be a fairly brainless bunch.

The worms of Dune vs. the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

 

Hello, my name is Anya Jenkins, and I fear rabbits.

iPhone vs. Sidekick 3?

 

Neither, because this is on the market



Boombox vs Record Player?

 

8-track ftw!

Cookie Monster vs. Voldemort

 

Cookies are made of love, Voldermort can't stand them!

Was that a near homogay statement?

Tom Cruise vs Bruce Willis?

 

Yes.

Mozzarella or Provolone?

 

Provolone for subs, mozzarella for cheese sticks.

LotR Two Towers vs LotR Return of the King vs Batman Begins in 3 way death match.

 

Return of the King, undead armies make for easy deathmatches.

Silver Duct tape or Colored Duct tape?

 

We are not racist on this motha fucking thread! (Silver ftw)

Snapes on a Plane vs Snakes on a Plane?

-Note that Samual L. Jackson appears in both.

 

Snape on plane... as long as there are highjackers.

Love vs. Daaaarkness?

 

Darkness.

Neon or Argon?