Luna Lovegood ftw!

Why? Because Luna is batshit crazy and would win no matter what the odds...just 'cuz I said.

Bellatrix Black vs. Bellatrix Lestrange?

 

Bellatrix Black, because Lestrange got punked out by Molly.

Molly vs. Ginny?

 

Molly...surely there is a reason as to why she defeated Lestrange...her little slut of a daughter wouldn't stand a chance.

Daphne Greengrass vs Fem!Blaise?

 

Daphne.

Girl!Blaise vs. Boy!Blaise?

 

Girl!Blaise...simply since Boy!Blaise would be too busy staring at Fem!Blaise's chest.

Sadistic!Harry vs Insane!Harry?

 

Sadistic!Harry with a chainsaw.

Chainsaw vs. Cheese Grater?

 

Cheese Grater.

My friend actually cut himself with one of those while working at Albertsons...sad thing is he did it on purpose.

Dark!BangedEveryMaleoneEarth!SoulmatetoHarry!Ginslut vs Light!SoulmatetoHarry!Chaste!Ginny?


Edit: Weird the space inbetween the word Ginslut wont go away.

 

DarkWhoreGinny. She's more fun.

Cheese Grater vs. DarkWhoreGinny?

 

Cheese graters bring a smile to my face...besides take time to think things through...

You really think she:




Could beat that:



/me scoffs

As if.

Duel to the death between

Voldemort and Dumbledore?

 

Voldemort. He's got the horcruxes, and just plain willing to do things that Dumbledore isn't.

Crabbe v Goyle?

 

No SuperWandofDeath... Voldemort

Voldemort vs. Nicodemus?

 

Nicodemus...he has that ring around his throat that makes him invincible...plus a fallen in your head has got to be way stronger that having your soul scattered elsewhere.

Arthur the Aardvark vs Harry Potter

 

You mean from the PBS show? Potter rules all. Although they do look kinda similar.

Nicodemus vs. Harry Potter (Canon!Harry, not Shezza's version, but he can have the Eldar Wand to make things fair)

 

Potter...going by your own words 'Potter Pawns' all, although Nicodemus would kill him like nothing Harry has vast amounts of luck.

Blue Lightsaber vs Green Lightsaber.

 

Green Lightsaber, because blue and yellow make green.

Harry Potter vs. Anakin Skywalker?

Edit: That pic was just too damn big.

 

Aww come on that pic was...yeah it was big...still though Anakin would have won going by the scores given on the pic...temptation to go dark beat Harry by two points.

Anakin would totally pawn Harry.

Stupefy!

Waves hand where random flying object block curse.

Harry chokes to death via force choke hold.

Ariana vs Fanon!Bellatrix?

 

Ariana! Peace be upon her name.

Alberforth with the Eldar Wand vs. Albus?

 

Aberforth the elder wand is the deus-ex-machina (or whatever it is called) in potterverse...Aberforth would own Dumbledore like he owns all those little goats.

Emma Watson vs Hermione Granger?

 

Emma Watson, unlike Hermione she isn't plain looking

George W Bush vs George H.W Bush?

 

I was a little young when H.W. was in power, but he seems less prone to make up words, so he wins.

baby!Snape vs. baby!Voldemort?