Never really played Magic that much, but hardly played Yu-Gi-Oh. Me go with Magic.

Emo kid vs Goth kid?

 

Both suck, but probably Goth. Emo would kill themselves.

Superwoman vs. Catwoman.

 

Catwoman, definitely. And dark007, you made the right choice; if you had chosen Yu-Gi-Oh!, there probably would have been severe consequences.

Anyways...

Kurono Kei (GantZ) vs Dante (Yes, Devil May Cry)?

 

Kurono, if it's late in the series and he's got one of those guns.

Now the devil's choice.

Pokemon or Yugioh?

 

Pokemon. It's a guilty pleasure.

Surprised you actually know of GantZ, by the way; have you been keeping up with the second "season"?

Kishimoto Kei vs Reika (Which is hotter)?

 

edited: didn't even notice this last page.

Reika.

Fox or Falco? (Super Smash Bros Melee-wise)

 

Fox.

Dumbledore v.s. Hermione; TRIVIA QUIZ STYLE?

 

Dumbledore. Hermione may be a big reader but Dumbledore has more than a hundred years, plus no Ron to hold him back.

Hermione vs. McGonagall; Stripping!

 

McGonagall. *purr*

Candlejack or Freaka

 

Freak--you have to ask?

Rudolphus or Rabastan?

I haf know idear how 2 spel. kthxbai

 

Rabastan, cause he's barely mentioned. The silent but deadly type. ;]

Bellatrix V.S. Narcissa; stripping contest?

 

Joke goes WHOOSH.

Bellatrix. No reason needed.

Voldemort or Grindelwald?

 

I'm tempted to say Grindelwald, because he didn't get beat by a 17 yr. old, but canon disagrees. So, Voldemort.

Jk. Rowling vs. Barbara Bush- stripping contest?

 

Barbara Bush

Mainly because she would more likly go the full nine yards

Goku vs Ash idiot contest

 

... No matter what happens they both lose.



Cake vs Pie.

 

Depends on what kind of both.

But I'll say cake to be safe.

Cake or death?

 

Death ftw, cause Death creates elder wands -_-

Snap vs Crackle vs Pop? (If you don't know what I am talking about, I am referring to Kellogs rice krispies mascots)

 

Pssh, Crackle of course. I don't know about you guys, but I only ever heard my cereal crackel, no snapping or popping.

How about Tony the Tiger vs. Toucan Sam?

 

(sigh) Fine... I'll make the obvious joke, if only to get the game moving again.

Tony wins, of course. Why? Because HHHHHEEEEEEEE'S GGGEEEERRRRRRR-ATE!!!!!!

(For the record, I just punched myself in the face. I hope you're all happy now.)

Back on topic, or as close as I can get to it: Luna Lovegood vs. Crumple-Horned Snorkack in an imaginary creature rodeo?

Big D

 

I'm sorry, I really am. I had to. (Thanks for doing it though and fueling my amusement!)

The Crumple-Horned Snorkack would win. Because imaginary creatures can see all the other imaginary creatures. Plus, Luna would be too busy examining said imaginary creatures.

Thestrals vs Centaurs