Thestrals can fly, and would play poo-poo bombardier all over those lame centaurs.

Oh, and I meant that Luna would be trying to ride the Crumple-Horned Snorkack in the rodeo, not that they would be competing against each other.

Hedwig vs. Fawkes in a poo-poo bombardier contest, with Malfoy's head as the target.

Big D

 

*is stupid* Fawkes. Flaming poo.

Creative juices dying. Bellatrix vs. Tonks.

 

Bellatrix got curb-stomped by Molly, so she automatically loses. Poor Bella lost all her street cred.

JK Rowling vs. Harry Potter?

 

J.K Rowling, She is the creator.

Aragog vs. Fluffy, the battle of Hagrid's pets?

 

JK. Why? Because the Pen is mighter than the Sword.

Also, rocks fall. Everyone dies.

Simpsons movie or Family Guy movie?

EDIT: I'd change mine to answer THO's, but mine is teh uber l33ter.

 

If Sam from LotR is able to kick Shelob's ass than Fluffy would destroy Aragog.

I never found Simpsons that funny but family guy is awesome. Family Guy FTW.

Deathly Hallows or Assault Rifle?

 

Five years ago, I would have said DH, but now, without the Assault Rifles ban...Yeah, still DH. It really wasn't that bad.

Half-Blood Prince or The-Hyphenated-One?!?

And epic showdown, if I ever saw one.

 

The-Hyphenated-One wins because he has more hyphens. Three, if you include the one spelled out in his name, compared to one for Half-Blood Prince.

Nicolas Flamel vs. Albus Dumbledore?

 

Flamel, he would trip Dumbledore with an infinitely longer beard.

Ginslut vs. Lawnmower?

 

Once more, if she could not defeat a cheese grater what makes you think a lawnmower would get beat.

I mean bat boogey hexes don't really work on them, now do they?

AFC vs. AFC?

 

Chuck Norris.

Harry Dresden vs. HArry Potter?

 

Cannonwise?

Harry Dresden hands down.

Fallen!Dresden vs. Godlike!Potter?

 

Godlike!Potter from the Hero Trilogy.

Crucio vs. Imperio?

 

Crucio, a healthy dose of alluring dark magic for the torture.

Some people believe he can never lose, let's prove them wrong...

Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris



That is for not answering my Ariana Fan Club vs. Alpha Fight Club question...yes you HBP, I blame this on you.

 

Jesus

Grindelwald vs. Voldemort

 

To answer Thisperson's challenge: Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris = apocalypse. And I had no idea one of the AFC's was the Ariana Fan Club. Ariana is the matron of life and hope and liberty. Of course she wins.

@DLR- Voldemort wins.

Now, the real question. Our matron- Ariana Dumbledore vs. Chuck Norris? Who wins?

 

Ariana...Chuck Norris is just some...let's let Wikipedia answer this OK.

Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.

SO there are probably more of them and they would all match his skill.

Ariana actually saved us all.

How can you compare the two, HBP?...for shame.

The real question of the day, really.

In a no contact duel to the death who would win.

Jet Li vs. Su Li?

 

If its no contact than Sue Li wins. She has magicks!

Kitchenware vs. A machine gun? Which is a better weapon?

 

Kitchenware, its more hands on and creative.

Coach Ditka vs. A Hurricane




named Hurricane Ditka?

 

@HBP Kitchenware will reach those little crevices that a machine gun just can't match.

@T-H-O I have no clue over either so let's play it safe and go with the natural disaster.

Half Blood-Prince vs. The Hyphenated One?

I know they already did it once, but the circumstances have changed.