Have they? Unless I change my name to Hyphenated-Half-Blood-Prince, The-Hyphenated-One still wins on hyphen amount.

Well see then, question continued. Half-Blood Prince vs. The-Hyphenated-One. Who wins? Apparently something has changed- hopefully in my favor.

 

THO still wins, because sporks dominate mechanical egg-beaters.

(shrugs) Sorry HBP, I don't make the rules. Luckily for me, cheese graters beat anything short of Ariana wielding the Eldar Wand. For example...

Chuck Norris vs. Cheese Grater?

 

Bella wins, due to her superior magical powers and the ability to levitate away from danger. Still... I might have to use Mini-Top!Daphne somewhere in Tamer's Challenge. I was planning to have one of the Slytherin girls in Harry's harem, but was leaning more towards Tracy as a Daimon.

Bill Walsh (R.I.P.) vs. Tom Landry (R.I.P.)?

 

Bill. Because that's my name.

A question already asked: T or A?

Edit: I don't think Big D liked my answer.

 

T, because tasty and nutritious milk may be produced on occasion, as opposed to the far-less-appetizing treats that often emerge from A.

Question resubmitted: Bill Walsh vs. Tom Landry?

Edit: It's okay, Bill. I didn't like HBP's answer either. This is obviously not the place to talk football.

 

/Me shrugs. Tom Landry wins, yes?

xcel deserves , yes? *Pulls out mechanical egg beater like a rifle*

 

I think that question would be better off being posted here.

And I believed he was just a misguided soul who was seriously just trying to get along in this forum, haveng read his story though...yes he does deserve kitchenware torture.

Which symbol would pawn all.

Grindelwalds or Voldemorts?

 

(Sorry about that. I must have thought I was in AaSQ8.)

Grindelwald's mark wins. A skull with a snake coming out of it seems rather pathetic and egtistical. The Deathly Hallows mark is much better.

Old Gatorade bottles vs. New Gatorade bottles?

 

New Gatorade bottles, they make it rain.......

Xcel vs. Tridentwatch, dismissing the possibility that they are one in the same?

 

Cupspeaker would pawn them all, even though it would be his own alter-ego.

Kinsfire or Kinsfire's wife?

I don't know her name.

 

Ishtar FTW!!! She so sexy....

WTF contest. Who wins? Vash on a good day vs. Kinsfire on a day of pediphilic highs.

 

Vash on a good day. Not even a close one. Reason? Kinsfire always loses.

Johnny Cash vs. Prison Buttsecks?

 

Johnny Cash. Although both are capable of producing a Ring of Fire.

Hedwig vs. Nagini?

 

Both are dead, so I'd call it a tie.

Kingsley Shacklebot vs Samuel L. Jackson

 

Samuel L Jackson.

Force Push into an oncoming bus.

The End.

Jar Jar Binks vs. Dobby

 

Book!Dobby dominates Jar Jar. Movie!Dobby is the same character.

Jason Borne vs. John McClane?

 

Jason Bourne...because I have no clue of who the other one is.

Big D vs. A Diet?

 

A diet. Reason? I'd rather put my dick in a salad than into Big D.

Whiskey vs. Rum?

 

Rum, because it has a pirates song we can all sing together

17 year old Dumbledore vs 17 year old Voldemort?