Dumbledore, no question.

Tommy Boy vs. Black Sheep

 

Tommy Boy.

Apples vs Oranges?

 

Apples; particularly the green ones.

Jimi Hendrix vs Zakk Wilde?

 

Oooo. Hard one, I'll have to go with Hendrix though..


Angus Young V.S. Malcom Young?

 

Angus reminds me of a cheeseburger. I want a cheeseburger. He wins.

Which smile wins? vs. ?

 

The chainsaw.

It fucking pawns.

Jon vs. Jon

Comedy fiction competition, followed by a signature sign off, last man standing would be?

 

teh Jon of l33tness.

The almighty batmobile vs. Kit(from nightrider)?

 

The batmobile, because I always wanted one of those.

Farfur vs. Micky Mouse?

 

Farfur, because evil, racist, copyright-infringing mice are hilarious.

Farfur vs. Cookie Monster?

 

Cookie Monster, prior to the "Cookies are a sometimes food" song the producers forced him to sing. Afterwards...It's too close to tell.

Father Anderson vs Dante?

 

Dante, because I knew who he was without looking him up.

Four-way Deathmatch!!!



Who wins?​

 

Luna does, of course. It's quite silly to even consider that the others have a chance.

Dante Alighieri vs Virgil (the writer, of course)?

 

Virgil, because he was the very first fanfic writer.

Luna Lovegood vs. Cookie Monster (BCaaSF)?

 

Luna Lovegood, because she has radish earings and I don't know what BCaaSF is. I'm more of a cake person anyway.

Salazar Slytherin vs. Machiavelli?

 

Slytherin. Machiavelli was too much of a pussy to use his own techniques.

(Before "Cookies are a Sometimes Food")

Homer vs. Homer Simpson?

 

Homer Simpson, because he has a Movie coming out pretty soon. He can hire Assassin!Time traveling!Harry to kill the original Homer.

Yemenite mafia vs. Death Eaters?

 

firstwar!Death Eaters.

Because they used to be hardcore.

@Lorelei, Simpsons movie already came out.

In a war between the four Hogwarts houses, which one would win?

Slytherin, Ravenclaws, Gryffindors, or Hufflepuffs?

 

Ravenclaws, though Gryffindors would probably come at a close second. After that Hufflepuff; Slytherin would die out in five seconds.

Egyptian Runes vs Celtic Runes?

 

Celtic Runes.

@DV no no no, /me shakes head.

The Slytherins, Gryffindors, and Ravenclaws would battle it out, the Puffs would be puffing away in a corner somewhere unperturbed.

Then when it seems someone will win the Puffs swoop in and kill the remaining people. At least that seems like the most likely scenario...

What would win Hyphens, Underscores or a one word name?

I'm leaning towards the last one...

 

Underscores. Separation is best; I can see where you're coming from with the houses, though. It makes sense.

Screaming Cat vs Narcoleptic Dog?