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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Erotic Adventures of S, Sep 28, 2006.

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  1. Paimon

    Paimon That fucking cat

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    Oct 29, 2007 #541
    Hack's left nut could crush Dobby's entire body.

    Stephen Colbert v. Jesus
     
  2. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    They are one in the same my friend.

    Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson?
     
  3. Paimon

    Paimon That fucking cat

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    Homer.

    The Prodigy vs. Technical Itch
     
  4. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Nov 3, 2007 #544
    eep

    the prodigy........no question

    radagast the brown vs kingsley shacklebolt?
     
  5. Philly Homer

    Philly Homer What you call elephant cum I call mouthwash

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    Kingsley one of the best aurors.

    James vs Lucius
     
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  6. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Nov 4, 2007 #546
    Lucius.

    That pimp cane can supersoak them hoes.

    Thumbtacks up the ass or maggots up the nose?
     
  7. Paravon

    Paravon Seventh Year

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    Nov 4, 2007 #547
    Thumbtacks, 'cause maggots done ate my brain.

    Severus Snape or the God of Shampoo.
     
  8. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Nov 4, 2007 #548
    Hannah vs Jon

    Severus Snape cos his grease would overwhelm even the best of shampoo
     
  9. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    Sree Stop Editing My Posts!
     
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  10. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Nov 4, 2007 #550
    Do not want.
     
  11. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Like shit. I bet you whipped out your cock and jerked it.

    Hannah will because of her controlling powers.

    Unce vs Doof
     
  12. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Nov 6, 2007 #552
    Yeah I jerked off and blew all over ya face Syao.

    Just how you love it.
     
  13. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    All over Steph's naked pictures and Marie's PYP picture. Tugtug.
     
  14. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 7, 2007 #554
    Dobby vs. Voldemort
     
  15. Methene

    Methene Auror

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    Despite all the ultra house elf powers that have been slowly revealed or deducted from canon, I would go with the Dark Lord.

    Kreacher vs. Dobby?
     
  16. Lyndon Eye

    Lyndon Eye Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Even though they were both raised in dark, evil homes, probably Kreacher since he's got the whole insane thing going for him.


    Fawkes or Buckbeak? (aerial battle, no teleportation/flaming)
     
  17. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    What happened to my 'Unce vs Doof' question? Lol...
     
  18. malaga

    malaga Auror

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    Fawkes. Buckbeak would be slower, and less able to maneuver.

    17yr old Harry vs. Basilisk without Fawkes (but with the sword still)
     
  19. Philly Homer

    Philly Homer What you call elephant cum I call mouthwash

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    Basilisk, Harry wouldn't have Fawkes to gouge the Basilisk's eyes, thus making it impossible for him to aim properly.


    Achilles vs Odysseus
     
  20. malaga

    malaga Auror

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    Odysseus. Cheaters always prosper.

    Venus vs. Poseidon
     
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