Pretzel FTW!!!!!!!!

George Bush

vs.

A Dictionary

 

Dictionary, totally. No explanation needed.

Tonks vs. Odo (Star Trek)

 

tonks she is an auror, has to be for some reason

Darth Sidius vs Lord Voldemort

 

I'm going to have to disagree with the last few fights. Bush wins against a dictionary - few people are willing to use a dictionary these days, but almost everyone uses Bush! Odo could change into animals, people and hell I think he changed into fire once. Tonks gets beaten by a Troll leg umbrella stand!

For the current battle Sidius managed to bring order to an entire galaxy for years. Voldy has yet to manage to conquer England. Sidius wins in a big way.

Best Shipping disaster song

Love Theme from Titanic (Celine Dion)

versus

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Gordon Lightfoot)

 

Evidently, it would be Gordon Lightfoot since he doesn't make people wish to commit suicide or unspeakable acts of violence and mayhem.

For the next duel of titans, how would win between Rasputin (the advisor to Romanovs,who were the last of the Russian royalty) and Buster from Mythbusters? This being a contest of whom can survive the most?

 

Buster, I cant even list all the shit he has been through and he has a religion formed around him. Rasputin was just a manipulator. Everyone hated him and loves buster.

Fluffy Vs Aragog

 

Actually Im going to have to disagree with the post above me. Rasputing managed to survive point blank gun shot wounds, stab wounds inflicted by multiple swords, drowning, and still managed to pull himself up and out of the water.

Aragog, he'd just call out his children to pwn Fluffy.

The monster under your bed

vs.

The monster in your closet

 

The monster in your chest has my vote, but I'd have to say the monster under the bed. Anyone can turn on the light and open the closet door, but not everyone's bed stands on four individual legs. Plus, some people don't even have a closet.

Kicking open a door vs. breaking the window. (Breaking into a house)

 

Breaking a window.

Sneaking in

V.S.

Slautering in.

 

I think he means kicking the shit outta everyone or killing everyone in the house.

I'll say Allah but only if he pulls Jesus's hair and pisses in his holy water.

 

Suprising the amount of people who can't follow simple instructions like leaving there own fight...

Sirius and James Vs Snape and Malfoy Sr

 

Marauders, definately. Snivelly and Lucy might know all the Dark curses, but James and Sirius know how to have fun. Plus, if Snape was so great, he would have kept his spells to himself rather than brag about them, and in turn, have them be used against him later. And in response to that, sneers from Snape and Malfoy, so a definate Marauders win.

Lily/Alice vs. Bellatrix/Narcissa

 

Bellatrix would kick both thier asses at the same time.

Post OoTP Neville vs. Draco.

Not sure if someone said this yet.

 

Draco

Neville's still a pansy even though he grew an inch of backbone.

A Chicken Nugget

Vs.

A Chicken Strip

 

A chicken strip. More chickeny goodness to be drowned in sweet and sour sauce.

McDonald's or Wendy's

 

McDonalds because they have franchises alround the world, and I've never even heard of Wendy's let alone seen one.

The eastern countries.

vs

The western countries.

 

In a war right now the western world. But I think the eastern world will be around a lot longer than the west will. The west is self destructive.

Dumbledore and Godric Vs Salazar and Voldemort

 

Salazar and Voldemort. Both are willing to use lethal force while Dumbledore isn't and Godric is questionable.

Godwin's Law vs. Hitler

 

Hitler. He's world famous, while I've never heard of Godwin's Law and had to look it up at Wikipedia.

Jon Stewart vs. Stephen Colbert