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Oneshot Why Is It Orange? by Grinning Lizard

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Grinning Lizard, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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    Why Is It Orange? by Grinning Lizard - T

    Title: Why Is It Orange?
    Author: Grinning Lizard
    Rating: T
    Genre: Comedy
    DLP Category: Humour/Parody
    Words: 1,318
    Published: November 18, 2010

    Status: Oneshot
    Summary: My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6487391/1/

    So yeah, wrote this a while ago for TGYH and, keen to have some more stuff in the library, figured I'd find out if it stood the test of a little time. It had a pretty good response initially.

    So let me know.

    Cheers,

    G.L


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  2. Voice of the Nephilim

    Voice of the Nephilim Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    Stands the test of time it does. Funny stuff, get this in the library.
     
  3. T3t

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    This is fucking hilarious, honestly.
     
  4. Jormungandr

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    My God, I can't stop laughing.

    Ron the Dumbass strikes again!
     
  5. Kthr

    Kthr Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    I can only say one thing besides 5/5:

    :awesome
     
  6. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    I laughed out loud. Actually brought a tear to my eye I was laughing so hard at one point. Plus a pretty good ending, haha. 5/5
     
  7. Shinysavage

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    Hilarious :awesome Definitely worth a library slot.
     
  8. thebrute7

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    I just about died laughing. I'm usually not big on sexual humor like that but... That was just too goddamned funny.
     
  9. Plothole

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    That was... amazing. I mean, I couldn't stop laughing. I can only imagine what my family thought of me laughing for no discernible reason.
     
  10. Rym

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    I remember reading this when you posted it. Still just as awesome.
     
  11. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Just read the reviews on ffnet -- there are at least two people wondering why Harry put it in his pocket and when he's going to give it back to Hermione.

    That made me laugh all over again.
     
  12. Alindrome

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    Probably the most humorous one-shot I can think of - makes you laugh all the way through, and keeps you laughing at the end. GL, you've a gift.
     
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    Funny as hell, was in stitches at the Hagrid scene. Also, twist at the end had me going 'wtf' before laughing anew.

    5/5
     
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    Still snickering. Nice to see that you can do comedy too. 5/5
     
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    *When I read the ending*:

    At first I was like :confused:

    ...but then I :mrgreen:
     
  17. kalespr

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    I remember reading this a while back, and it was just as funny in the second/third reading. That's the real test of a Comedy I think; whether or not it remains funny after multiple exposures.

    Hilarious, 5/5.
     
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    That was great. My stomach hurts from laughing so much. 5/5
     
  19. ViolentRed

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    I read this several months ago, saw the title now and smiled in anticipation of the reread. Definitely Library worthy. I was surprised it wasn't in there yet.
     
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    Nooblet Sixth Year DLP Supporter

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    I remember reading this nearly a year ago, and then using it as the first story to introduce a friend to HP fanfiction. 5/5
     
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