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Oneshot Why Is It Orange? by Grinning Lizard

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Grinning Lizard, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. EinStern

    EinStern Seventh Year

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    ... I thought this was already in the Library. Then I checked. Nopes, it's not.

    Forgive us, Lord, for we have sinned.

    5/5.
     
  2. Lium

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    I thought it was hilarious, but didn't really like the ending. 4/5.
     
  3. Azotez

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    It was well written but I did not find it very funny - cultural difference, I guess.

    The surprise ending is the only great thing really worth mentioning in this fic. It came as quite a surprise and worked out great. I do not reckon anyone saw that one coming!

    Meeh, guess I am not really that fond of one shots unless it is NC-17, still, worth reading if only for the surprising spin at the end.

    3.5/5
     
  4. 1and1is3

    1and1is3 First Year

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    Sweet characterisation, heh. Addictive. Particularly enjoyed it when Ron tried to use the "wand" on Malfoy...
     
  5. Goddessa39

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    Laughing.

    While my parents have gotten used to me breaking out in random laughter, they still occasionally give me concerned glances and ponder self-help readouts. This made them wonder if I was having a psychotic fic over Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer again, except the non Buffy/Angel screams were usually negative.

    Awesome man. Ron is an uninformed idiot and even the sexual innuendo humor was well taken... though Draco could have served getting kicked in the balls so hard his mind reset and forgot the last four years of his life.
     
  6. Crimson13

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    Grinning Lizard, you motherfucker. I was eating popcorn and a kernal went up my nose from laughing so hard. Then I remembered the part where Ron broke Ginny's nose with a foot long orange dildo and laughed harder. 5/5
     
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    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I'm trying to figure out how a kernel could have possibly gone up your nose...
     
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    I haven't read anything that hilarious in a while. 5/5.
     
  9. LochNess

    LochNess Third Year DLP Supporter

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    This was absolutely amazing. I loved how Ron was completely ignorant to sex toys, and wonder if he will be just as ignorant to the art of lovemaking. Poor girls haha. The surprise ending just really was the cherry on top. I am going to go reread this now!
     
  10. Crimson13

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    I usually chew on popcorn kernels after I finish off all the popcorn. I don't know how that started honestly but I will say that a kernel shooting up your nose isn't something I'd like to happen again, orange dildos or no.
     
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