Which movie is your least favorite?

I'm gonna go with 102 Dalmatians. Absolutely sucked and disappointed my child's heart who was hoping to see Pongo again.

 

Likely not the worst, but the first that comes to mind: Now You See Me. Decent movie but the plot twist at the end was the worst “am I subverting your expectations winkyface” shit I’d ever seen. It actually made me angry.

 

Really? I actually thought it was super well done. One of the better plot twists in a movie I've seen.

 

Alone in the Dark (2005)

With Tara Reid as a museum curator and archaeologist. That was the red flag I should have heeded.

 

100% the Justice League. Such a lazy mess of a movie that doesn't fit into the so bad its funny categorisation. It's just depressingly, agonisingly dull with terrible acting, unconvincing cgi, the most generic plot, godawful pacing and massive tonal inconsistencies. Pumping 300 mil into a movie about superheroes beating people up should at the very least feel fun. This was not.

 

Battlefield Earth is still the worst. Nothing can top that magnificent shitfest.

 

I suppose I should mention The Room, but really, nobody but Weiseau himself actually thinks that was ever going to be a good movie.

mans by this point, it’s a goddamn cult classic.

 

Son of the Mask.

It ruined my childhood.

 

I will watch any movie that has Gal Gadot in it.

 

God Rot Tunbridge Wells! is a 1985 biopic of Handel, mostly the period of his life during which he wrote Messiah. It's without a doubt the least entertaining movie I've ever seen in my life, the least interesting story, and this is without the advantage of having a director like Rian Johnson, so it was actually coherent, the mind could follow the whole thing and continue to get more and more bored. I reached negative levels of interest. The soundtrack doesn't save it because it doesn't fucking work; there's no reason to be playing Handel's masterpieces because they don't do anything to set the scene, they don't guide the emotional response of the audience because the script presents no reason to have an emotional response, they don't describe anything that happened in Handel's life because he wrote music about Christ, he didn't write music about milling around in Europe performing concerts. The narration is this hacking smoker's lung the entire time, so you can understand what's being said, you just can't help but wonder if the movie would be better off without it. There's even this reused shot where there's a man with smoking an old timey pipe in a tavern while people are dancing and it's so lazy and blindingly obvious I screamed at the screen in class and no one was even mad at me. They could have just not had it in the damn movie, why the fuck was it in there twice? It didn't need to be as long as it was. There are no stakes, there is no conflict, there is no emotion, there is one character who stays through the whole movie and no one can stand his God damned voice and attitude about everywhere he has to go touring. I have to give it, without any exaggeration at all, a 0/10. The microscopic advantage it gains from being coherent is overshadowed by the fact that it's coherently terrible- I could understand how and why it was terrible and my anger kept me awake the entire time.

 

Avatar the Last Airbender. Apparently they started with the race changing just so that the actress for Katara could play her as she was some rich kid. Nepotism strikes again.

 

Being John Malkovich. One of the few movies I've ever walked out of. Also the only thing keeping me from agreeing with @KHAAAAAAAN!! about Battlefield Earth.

 

Suicide Squad is the closest I've ever come to walking out of a film.

The Sweetest Thing might have had a brilliant second half, but I turned it off in disgust shortly after the comedic highlight of Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair singing about pros and cons of huge cocks.

I was bored to tears by No Country for Old Men; There Will be Blood had a similar effect, bar a couple of memorable moments.

 

The second Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Similar to Shinysavage, it was the closest I've ever got to walking out of a movie before.

Utter garbage film.

 

Yeah, agree on The Last Airbender. Not sure whether I would have rated it worst movie if I never watched the cartoon. I don't think I enjoyed a TV series as much as Avatar ever again.

 

Oh man, how could I forget Transformers 2 and 3? The first one is OK, I didn't see the Mark Whalberg ones, and Bumblebee was pretty good, to my surprise, but Revenge of the Fallen and Dark Side of the Moon...the perils of dating a Transformers fan (although even she hated them tbf).

Edit to add: I didn't mind the Avatar film so much tbh, largely because I was watching it a) knowing what it was going to be like, b) with similarly minded friends and c) a lot of alcohol.

 

The Emoji Movie, watched it and regretted it immediately.

 

Batman vs. Superman.

Worst. Movie. Ever.

 

But why?